Hedgecutter Posted April 1, 2018 Author Share Posted April 1, 2018 Unfortunately still facing each other. Which is the ideal positioning for pie kicking seeing as there's a table to hide the crime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Which is the ideal positioning for pie kicking seeing as there's a table to hide the evidence. It's more complicated than you're proposing. It's more likely to effect a loud scream than Bishop Brennan's catatonia. So you have to prepare to defeat any possible forensic investigation , having sterile Tesco bags covering both feet*. But then you have to get rid of them in a carriage full of concerned citizens heading in your direction, never mind the distraught woman you've just assaulted. You really haven't thought this through I'm afraid. * One Tesco bag would do for a half hearted pie kicking. Edited April 1, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 On 31/03/2018 at 09:38, Shandon Par said: All these cricket folk polluting the news. I think this one is called David Warner. 5/10 Easter bunny impression. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 On 18/03/2018 at 16:17, KillieCon said: I fucking hate Tim Lovejoy and could watch that all day. Look at the little c**t squirm. Martin Freeman’s just gone right up in my estimations despite those Vodafone adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 1 hour ago, AMMjag said: I fucking hate Tim Lovejoy and could watch that all day. Look at the little c**t squirm. Martin Freeman’s just gone right up in my estimations despite those Vodafone adverts. Lovejoy is a loathsome ignoranant c**t, the type that would call themselves 'a footie fan', Thinks footie began in 1992, and would fail any quiz about Chelsea pre Abramovich. His knowledge of football would embarass a senile pish-stained tramp from Outer Mongolia where the national sport is Yak-fucking, He the media type that thinks they 'part of the football industry' because he has Lamps (never refers to a player/ex-player when he can use his nickname) number on his mobile. And he an unfunny cockwomble. And you can't think of any proper reason you dislike him. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 5 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: His knowledge of football would embarass a senile pish-stained tramp from Outer Mongolia where the national sport is Yak-fucking, so, his knowledge is better than your average Scottish football journalist then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Not a specific individual, but a category. Anybody wearing those stupid earrings that make a big stretchy hole in the earlobe. Amazonian and borneoean tribes are exempt for cultural reasons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Matthew Broderick is a fucking fanny. I don't think I would ever get bored of punching his smug coupon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 Actually, I'm retracting my OP. Claire Balding is a bint of the highest order, and there's very good reason to hate the cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Don't know his name but on BBC radio there's an ad for FA Cup games. It's some northern (English) poet, doing sub-Leishman standard overenthusiastic poems for shite sounding cup ties. Wish he'd shut up and f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 This guy. Please stop saying "wur" every two seconds of every interview. Dayglo managers who say "wur" do generally seem to do a good job for Aberdeen though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Dayglo managers who say "wur" do generally seem to do a good job for Aberdeen though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wur passin wuz poor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 43 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Wee Barry's passin wuz sloppy, very sloppy. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: FTFY Acht. Y'know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Don't know his name but on BBC radio there's an ad for FA Cup games. It's some northern (English) poet, doing sub-Leishman standard overenthusiastic poems for shite sounding cup ties. Wish he'd shut up and f**k off. Ian MacMillan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Ian MacMillan? Sounds more like a youth. Will try and identify the culprit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 George Ezra, his name, face, voice and music annoy me. Who buys this shit? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 John Bishop. Unfunny scouse bawbag. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, Slenderman said: John Bishop. Unfunny scouse bawbag. Read the thread title, slendy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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