Ludo*1 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Oh yes. As a house was burning to the ground on Wednesday, a Pitbull saved a little boy's life by licking his face persistently in order to wake him up. What was the family cat doing in the meantime? f**k all, that's what. Probably desperately trying to save itself. Link. Dogs 1-0 Cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Thought this was about the 'musician' Pitbull. I am disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Oh yes. As a house was burning to the ground on Wednesday, a Pitbull saved a little boy's life by licking his face persistently in order to wake him up. What was the family cat doing in the meantime? f**k all, that's what. Probably desperately trying to save itself. Link. Dogs 1-0 Cats. The cat was busy hiding all incriminating evidence like the matches and petrol. Evil fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Oh yes. As a house was burning to the ground on Wednesday, a Pitbull saved a little boy's life by licking his face persistently in order to wake him up. What was the family cat doing in the meantime? f**k all, that's what. Probably desperately trying to save itself. Link. Dogs 1-0 Cats. Its in America, the dog was probably licking BBQ sauce off his fat face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Oh yes. As a house was burning to the ground on Wednesday, a Pitbull saved a little boy's life by licking his face persistently in order to wake him up. Tasting how well done he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 "These breeds of dog should be banned" eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 "These breeds of dog should be banned" eh? That's probably why he was licking him in the 1st place, getting a wee taste of him 1st before he powered through and ate the poor wee fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Cat probably did the smart thing and escaped to safety while the dog took the risk and this time saved the family. I imagine 9/10 the cat watches the family and dog die a horrible burning death and lives to fight another day. Cats > everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Cat probably did the smart thing and escaped to safety while the dog took the risk and this time saved the family. I imagine 9/10 the cat watches the family and dog die a horrible burning death and lives to fight another day. Cats > everyone else. Or the cat isn't fast enough but survives by losing one of it lives. That's the only reason it survives. After 9 fires it's fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake. Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Thought this was about the 'musician' Pitbull. I am disappoint. glad i wasn't the only one who thought this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 No worries, Mr 305 has got this one covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Cat probably did the smart thing and escaped to safety while the dog took the risk and this time saved the family. I imagine 9/10 the cat watches the family and dog die a horrible burning death and lives to fight another day. Cats > everyone else. Going by the report the cat was an utter thick shit in this instance and was lucky to be alive. You might say that as a result of waking the boy the dog actually saved the cat's life as well Dogs > cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Here is what really happened. The boy actually set the house on fire then made up the story about the dog saving his life to cover his ass. I won't stand for this anti cat propaganda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Here is what really happened. The boy actually set the house on fire then made up the story about the dog saving his life to cover his ass. I won't stand for this anti cat propaganda. Keep telling yourself that Cats = disloyal selfish b*****ds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Keep telling yourself that Cats = disloyal selfish b*****ds No way man..!! My cat is so loyal it came into the bathroom while I was in the shower, looked at me for a minute or so and shat on the bath mat, before just walking away. That's how much my cat loves me..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 No way man..!! My cat is so loyal it came into the bathroom while I was in the shower, looked at me for a minute or so and shat on the bath mat, before just walking away. That's how much my cat loves me..!! My dog doesn't shit in the house, nice clean creature Cats are loyal to whoever is feeding them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 It'd almost be worth being deaf just so you'd never have to listen to Pitbull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 My dog doesn't shit in the house, nice clean creature Cats are loyal to whoever is feeding them I think my cat is ill at the moment, she's an outdoor cat and that's out of the ordinary; my wife said I should stop feeding her cheese. Dogs are so fucking needy though, too much hassle. I like the fact that my cat disappears for long periods but can also be firendly. I am 100% sure my cat would wake me up if there were a fire* * no she wouldn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 It'd almost be worth being deaf just so you'd never have to listen to Pitbull. He's only 33, don't you know... I can't imagine a better headline than Pitbull Savaged By Deaf Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I think my cat is ill at the moment, she's an outdoor cat and that's out of the ordinary; my wife said I should stop feeding her cheese. Dogs are so fucking needy though, too much hassle. I like the fact that my cat disappears for long periods but can also be firendly. I am 100% sure my cat would wake me up if there were a fire* Aha! Arsonists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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