19QOS19 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Cats are better than dogs imoThere you are Have genuinely just been attacked by a cat just now walking home. I did the whole "Chi chi chi chi" shit to see if it would come up to me; which it did. So I was petting it and without warning the little b*****d clawed at my arm! This is one of the main reasons I'm not fond of cats, they are temperamental little f*ckers. At least a dog will growl or show it's teeth before it mauls you. You've got a fighting chance with a warning. Not like those hair ball spewing anti-christs! I can honestly say I've never been attacked by a dog, and I find it difficult to walk past them without petting them,even if they are tied up and the owner isn't present. I've been scratched numerous times by those little f*ckers though If domestic cats had the same physical strength as a dog then I don't think there's any question which of the two would have the higher 'attacks on humans' rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 There you are Have genuinely just been attacked by a cat just now walking home. I did the whole "Chi chi chi chi" shit to see if it would come up to me; which it did. So I was petting it and without warning the little b*****d clawed at my arm! This is one of the main reasons I'm not fond of cats, they are temperamental little f*ckers. At least a dog will growl or show it's teeth before it mauls you. You've got a fighting chance with a warning. Not like those hair ball spewing anti-christs! I can honestly say I've never been attacked by a dog, and I find it difficult to walk past them without petting them,even if they are tied up and the owner isn't present. I've been scratched numerous times by those little f*ckers though If domestic cats had the same physical strength as a dog then I don't think there's any question which of the two would have the higher 'attacks on humans' rate. Why did you do that if you don't like cats? Strange behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Whilst this is a horrible story, in what possible way is it 'news'? Why do we need to be told about this? Clearly we don't and clearly this should not be 'news'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Why did you do that if you don't like cats? Strange behavior. I've never said I dislike cats I just can't say I'm a big fan of them. I love animals and for all I don't trust cats I still wouldn't like to see any harm done to them and if a cat comes up to me I'll pet it. More fool me such is the temperament! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Whilst this is a horrible story, in what possible way is it 'news'? Why do we need to be told about this? Clearly we don't and clearly this should not be 'news'. Does anything exist which doesn't make you angry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Does anything exist which doesn't make you angry?No. I'm literally angry all the time. I'm angry right now. I'm going to angrily go to sleep soon where I'll have furious dreams (I dream only in red) and wake up in a rage. The first thing I do is (angrily) shower, and I always have the heat turned up so that my skin is angry. I don't have to use a towel to dry off as the boiling rage ensures I'm dry within a minute. I'll then angrily have breakfast (Fury Flakes with milk obtained from a special stock of cows who are always angry) before brushing my teeth in a seethe. They're nearly worn away due to the fury I'm in when brushing them.I then get on a bus (Seethecoach) to go to my work at the Ministry of Fury. I hate this job as it makes me so angry. At lunch I usually have rage on toast. After a hard days anger I head home. For dinner I have anger soup washed down with a glass of pure seethe. Repear ad fucking nauseum, with me getting steadily more angry each day until one day I spontaneously combust out of sheer rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Does anything exist which doesn't make you angry? I'm actually unsure where you get any anger from my post. I was making a serious point. Why is that considered 'news'? As I said, it was a horrible incident, but people don't need to know about it. It doesn't concern them and frankly it's never nice to hear about a kid being mauled. Everyone know dogs can be dangerous as well so it's not like it's highlighting an issue no one is unaware or ill informed of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 The dog's not scared biting someone from Kilmarnock. I hope he was off to the vet pronto for a tetanus shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiesquirrel Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 The dog's not scared biting someone from Kilmarnock. I hope he was off to the vet pronto for a tetanus shot. He was put down on the premises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I'm actually unsure where you get any anger from my post. I was making a serious point. Why is that considered 'news'? As I said, it was a horrible incident, but people don't need to know about it. It doesn't concern them and frankly it's never nice to hear about a kid being mauled. Everyone know dogs can be dangerous as well so it's not like it's highlighting an issue no one is unaware or ill informed of. Surely you can say the same about any piece of negative news? For example, murder doesn't concern us and it's never nice to hear about murder. Everyone knows murderers can be dangerous, so it's not like it's highlighting an issue no one is unaware of ill informed of. I did like your use of 'Seethecoach' though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Surely you can say the same about any piece of negative news? For example, murder doesn't concern us and it's never nice to hear about murder. Everyone knows murderers can be dangerous, so it's not like it's highlighting an issue no one is unaware of ill informed of. I did like your use of 'Seethecoach' though. Yeah I agree and think that most of the murders reported shouldn't be national news. Stagecoach really should change their name to Seethecoach. They have often made me genuinely angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Yeah I agree and think that most of the murders reported shouldn't be national news. Stagecoach really should change their name to Seethecoach. They have often made me genuinely angry. If you take that argument to a conclusion, very little would merit being classed as news. The news is supposed to inform us and allow us to form opinions which are the discussed and sometimes acted upon. In this case, dangerous dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 He was put down on the premises. "You're shit at fetching sticks, and your ears stick out like the F.A. Cup." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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