Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I shot a man in Renfrew, just to watch him die.You could have went to Shettleston and just waited 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Bastion Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Piss in street shit in someones back garden wrecked someones garden while blocked blocked a road with felled tree branches while blocked set fire to a mobile traffic signal machine while blocked pissed the bed of some burds bed while pished had a w**k over some burd as she slept...... while I was blocked ........ is that legal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I think it's just a city thing, crossing the road with the equivalent of the red man. In smaller towns the pedestrian always has the right of way on junctions, if there's no lights. ... but you're limited to crossing at the junctions... I think. However, imagine just how fatter Americans would be if they didn't have to walk that extra half block just to cross the road ETA: and then it strikes me: Pedestrian laws are so f***ed up because everybody loves their car too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 pissed the bed of some burds bed while pished My uncles doing 5 years for pishing the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I think it's just a city thing, crossing the road with the equivalent of the red man. In smaller towns the pedestrian always has the right of way on junctions, if there's no lights. They're called American Indians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 ... but you're limited to crossing at the junctions... I think. However, imagine just how fatter Americans would be if they didn't have to walk that extra half block just to cross the road ETA: and then it strikes me: Pedestrian laws are so f***ed up because everybody loves their car too much. I was reading a travel book recently that mentions that it's considered highly unusual to walk places in certain US cities, it being more usual for everyone to drive to their destination, regardless of distance. Seems to be a culture that varies from city to city though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Bastion Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I also walked on the grass in Riga...... big no no in Latvia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Piss in street shit in someones back garden wrecked someones garden while blocked blocked a road with felled tree branches while blocked set fire to a mobile traffic signal machine while blocked pissed the bed of some burds bed while pished had a w**k over some burd as she slept...... while I was blocked ........ is that legal? Not enough 'blockeds' in there for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Not enough 'blockeds' in there for me. ^^^^ Ian Dury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Not enough 'blockeds' in there for me. ^^^^ Ian Dury Reasons to be Cheerful thread for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wipetheflair Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Ate some bits of Tantallon Castle. Probably breaking a law to do with protecting Ancient Monuments or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Got caught urinating in the streetat 3am whilst walking home pished, was annoyed that the police clocked me because i leant right into a bush out the way so no one would notice me as well, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Didn't validate my metro ticket on the Prague metro last night. Sadly, karma caught up with me as I had completely misinterpreted the ropey mag I had and instead of seeing the salubrious surroundings of my hotel, saw a gang of Sparta Prague fans emerging from their game in the middle of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 I inadvertently stole a big box of Corn Flakes from Sainsburys the other week. I had the pram in with me and couldn't fit them in the basket I was carrying, so stowed them in the bottom of the pram. Forgot all about them till I was loading everything back in the car. As I sped off out the car park undetected I had a major pang of guilt that my 10 month old was an accessory to the crime. Which shell-suit were you wearing, Kylie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I sold a dead bird to a blind child once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I steal from my local supermarket literally every day. Self-scanners that don't weigh your bags are a thiefs best friend. #laddage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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