scrooge1928 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Washed down with Ginger Squash Should that not be Ginger Ginger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Roasted roll on a slice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 9 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Aye, it's surely folk hearing "Roll an' Sausage" and assuming it's "on" without any thought. Like "have" becoming "of" or, lately, the bizarre "ov". Judging by the Facebook posts that people highlight on here, that one's becoming worryingly common. My take on it too - any time I've actually seen it written that way, it's inevitably in the kind of place that also advertises the fact that they sell "filled roll's" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Lorne roll. A bit like crisp roll; except where there would crisps, you will find lorne. Super simple. Also anyone who feels the need to whap out their balls when pissing is a certified Tedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 17 hours ago, Jamaldo said: Saussy Ched Ched. Fair play, you made me laugh out loud there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Things I have learned from the P&B threads in which I loiter 1. a cockwomble exists 2. the most beautiful woman in the world is called Judith 3. celebrity deaths are good news and the cause of many a celebration and pun 4. punning is not everyone's cup of tea 5. the word "beast" is no longer acceptable 6. burnt pets should be made fun of 7. an opportunity to buy a TV with a broken volume button for £50 can not be turned down 8. Gunther is married 9. my guess-to-correct-answer-ratio of anything Australian is well below the acceptable statistical norms 10. unless pictures are provided, you have to GTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 38 minutes ago, dee_62 said: Things I have learned from the P&B threads in which I loiter 1. a cockwomble exists 2. the most beautiful woman in the world is called Judith 3. celebrity deaths are good news and the cause of many a celebration and pun 4. punning is not everyone's cup of tea 5. the word "beast" is no longer acceptable 6. burnt pets should be made fun of 7. an opportunity to buy a TV with a broken volume button for £50 can not be turned down 8. Gunther is married 9. my guess-to-correct-answer-ratio of anything Australian is well below the acceptable statistical norms 10. unless pictures are provided, you have to GTF. I think you've nailed it. A 10 Commandments for the digital age. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Things I have learned from the P&B threads in which I loiter 1. a cockwomble exists 2. the most beautiful woman in the world is called Judith 3. celebrity deaths are good news and the cause of many a celebration and pun 4. punning is not everyone's cup of tea 5. the word "beast" is no longer acceptable 6. burnt pets should be made fun of 7. an opportunity to buy a TV with a broken volume button for £50 can not be turned down 8. Gunther is married 9. my guess-to-correct-answer-ratio of anything Australian is well below the acceptable statistical norms 10. unless pictures are provided, you have to GTF. Glad I was sitting down for number 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Doubt he cares I doubt that he doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 11) Every picture of a female, no matter how hideous, will be followed by someone saying "Wid". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 12) When someone makes a comment deemed off-topic, the poster will be directed to post their "pish" on another thread - even though the thread often does not exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 ^^^Cardinal non sequitur thread for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: 12) When someone makes a comment deemed off-topic, the poster will be directed to post their "pish" on another thread - even though the thread often does not exist. Potentially non-existent thread about off-topic posts for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 13) Dundee fans to bring much hilarity by adding "Thank you" at the end of posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Just now, welshbairn said: ^^^Cardinal non sequitur thread for this pish. Ah, the old schoolboy error of not checking your post isn't going to slide onto a new page, thus making the ^^^ point at nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 5 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: 11) Every picture of a female, no matter how hideous, will be followed by someone saying "Wid". Some posters will say wid no matter the age of the female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 14) Be vigilant at all times. There is no matter too small or petty to be passed up should it present an opportunity to assassinate the character and general life choices of another poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 The correct course of action if your dad is getting a kicking - To stand about like a complete pussy, pretending you don't know him. Later that evening, you start threatening strangers on the internet about the incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 15) Contrary to popular belief calling a poster a *** will not result in a ban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 16) Don't take photos of anything unless you're happy for the background to be suitably judged. I.e. if it's a photo of a meal, make sure it's on your best plate, or if it's a photo of your trainers make sure your jeans are clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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