Florentine_Pogen Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 ....were eaten by me about 1.5 hours ago. As I type, I am enduring the stinkiest, noisiest, loudest farting session of my life. I assume that whatever preservative they use to keep the apricots soft is producing this most unpleasant of side effects. Lovers of dried fruit !!! You have been warned.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 I used to take bags of Lidl's dried fruit to sea with me and aye, if you've not been getting much fibre in your diet these feckers will go through you in no time. Some amazing amount of excrement falls out of you . If you eat them regularly you kind of get used to it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Quite a lot of fibre in apricots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a bairn Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 It's probably the Sulphur Dioxide. Dried apricots reek of the stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Savage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 I used to take bags of Lidl's dried fruit to sea with me and aye, if you've not been getting much fibre in your diet these feckers will go through you in no time. Some amazing amount of excrement falls out of you . If you eat them regularly you kind of get used to it though. Thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Thanks for sharing! Its my gift to you dude, I'm a 'sharing' kind of a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 toast and apricot jam + moroccan lamb apricot stew + apricots and custard + a glass of apricot brandy = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Cicero Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Is it a healthy solid jobby or a broken up mess like ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Is it a healthy solid jobby or a broken up mess like ? Which type? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 6, 2014 Author Share Posted July 6, 2014 Deffo a type 6 shitting session has just taken place. Not pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Type three = win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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