greyman Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/seagull-attacks-see-residents-terrorised-1-3460979 Now I hate seagulls at the best of timesbut these seem evil. Cornering folk young girls in doorways and stabbing folk? We're just not safe anymore. How long before tehy start joyriding and breaking into houses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 When the f**k are folk going to man up? Its a shity seagull for f**k sake not a pterodactyl. They can break your arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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greyman Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 They can break your arm. Thought that was swans. According to my missus, seagulls peck out the eyes of duckilings. its human nature........apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyman Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 Remember that shoplifting seagull in aberdeen? they stop at nothing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 When the f**k are folk going to man up? Its a shity seagull for f**k sake not a pterodactyl. Nevermind Pterodactyls Mozza Just be thankful Quetzalcoatlus aren't around anymore. Fucking size of a small aeroplane with a neck longer than a giraffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Remember that shoplifting seagull in aberdeen? they stop at nothing!!! It's p***ks like Sam the Seagull that drives up the price of crisps for us honest people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speccy1984 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Thought that was swans. According to my missus, seagulls peck out the eyes of ducklings. its human nature........apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I hate seagulls and pigeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I hate seagulls and pigeons. Bigot and racially prejudiced IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Nevermind Pterodactyls Mozza Just be thankful Quetzalcoatlus aren't around anymore. Fucking size of a small aeroplane with a neck longer than a giraffe. Made up dinosaur imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamin' Willy Beamen Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Nevermind Pterodactyls Mozza Just be thankful Quetzalcoatlus aren't around anymore. Fucking size of a small aeroplane with a neck longer than a giraffe. Why's the little blue guy waving? I'd be off like a caley rat up a drainpipe if I saw that fucker gliding towards me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Bigot and racially prejudiced IMO Guilty of hatred and bigotry against the "bird" race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Sake, some people need to get a grip, seagulls are shitbags, don't let them bully you. guaranteed if you give a few a smack, they won't bother you again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Whoever named a lot of the British species of seagulls had a bit of a nightmare. The herring gull doesn't really eat fish, the black-headed gull has a brown head, the lesser black backed gull has a grey back, the common gull isn't particularly common and the Iceland gull doesn't come from Iceland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Nevermind Pterodactyls Mozza Just be thankful Quetzalcoatlus aren't around anymore. Fucking size of a small aeroplane with a neck longer than a giraffe. Talking of Dinosaurs: "ehhh, I see the Green bird is bigger than the Blue bird. Oh aye, we know your agenda, eh? "Greenock Morton" indeed..which team do you really support etc." Apparently feeding seagulls Rennies makes them explode due to their stomach acid reacting with the anti-acid. Or at least that's what a mate told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 For the record: the blue guy in the diagram is a Sevco supporter waving goodbye to the 'Big Hoose' after the second death of their club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Spent many a summer with a now famous Edinburgh based beer maker doing exactly that (it's the bicarb that does it). hmmm.. wouldn't be a chap that makes a beer called and would it? sounds like the sort of jolly jape the scamp would do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 "Oh no, here come the gulls!" "Nice birdy, nice birdy. Ow! not so nice!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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