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http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/seagull-attacks-see-residents-terrorised-1-3460979

Now I hate seagulls at the best of timesbut these seem evil. Cornering folk young girls in doorways and stabbing folk? We're just not safe anymore. How long before tehy start joyriding and breaking into houses?

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When the f**k are folk going to man up?

Its a shity seagull for f**k sake not a pterodactyl.

They can break your arm.

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They can break your arm.

Thought that was swans.

According to my missus, seagulls peck out the eyes of duckilings. its human nature........apparently :ph34r:

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When the f**k are folk going to man up?

Its a shity seagull for f**k sake not a pterodactyl.

Nevermind Pterodactyls Mozza

Just be thankful Quetzalcoatlus aren't around anymore.

Fucking size of a small aeroplane with a neck longer than a giraffe.

Quetzscale1.png

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Remember that shoplifting seagull in aberdeen? they stop at nothing!!!

It's p***ks like Sam the Seagull that drives up the price of crisps for us honest people.

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Thought that was swans.

According to my missus, seagulls peck out the eyes of ducklings. its human nature........apparently :ph34r:

:huh:

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Nevermind Pterodactyls Mozza

Just be thankful Quetzalcoatlus aren't around anymore.

Fucking size of a small aeroplane with a neck longer than a giraffe.

Quetzscale1.png

Made up dinosaur imo ^_^

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Nevermind Pterodactyls Mozza

Just be thankful Quetzalcoatlus aren't around anymore.

Fucking size of a small aeroplane with a neck longer than a giraffe.

Quetzscale1.png

Why's the little blue guy waving? I'd be off like a caley rat up a drainpipe if I saw that fucker gliding towards me

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Sake, some people need to get a grip, seagulls are shitbags, don't let them bully you. guaranteed if you give a few a smack, they won't bother you again

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Whoever named a lot of the British species of seagulls had a bit of a nightmare.

The herring gull doesn't really eat fish, the black-headed gull has a brown head, the lesser black backed gull has a grey back, the common gull isn't particularly common and the Iceland gull doesn't come from Iceland.

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Nevermind Pterodactyls Mozza

Just be thankful Quetzalcoatlus aren't around anymore.

Fucking size of a small aeroplane with a neck longer than a giraffe.

Quetzscale1.png

Talking of Dinosaurs:

"ehhh, I see the Green bird is bigger than the Blue bird. Oh aye, we know your agenda, eh? "Greenock Morton" indeed..which team do you really support etc."

Apparently feeding seagulls Rennies makes them explode due to their stomach acid reacting with the anti-acid. Or at least that's what a mate told me.

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For the record: the blue guy in the diagram is a Sevco supporter waving goodbye to the 'Big Hoose' after the second death of their club.

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Spent many a summer with a now famous Edinburgh based beer maker doing exactly that (it's the bicarb that does it).

hmmm.. wouldn't be a chap that makes a beer called

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would it? sounds like the sort of jolly jape the scamp would do!

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"Oh no, here come the gulls!" theGulls.jpg

"Nice birdy, nice birdy. Ow! not so nice!" 201.jpg

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