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See if Scotland went independant and end up out of the EU, does that mean we would play qualifiers with the likes of quatar and qualify like teams like iran for the world cup? Or is it just the geographical location that qualifies us in Europe? :blink: :wacko:

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See if Scotland went independant and end up out of the EU, does that mean we would play qualifiers with the likes of quatar and qualify like teams like iran for the world cup? Or is it just the geographical location that qualifies us in Europe? :blink: :wacko:

Fucking Salmond hasn't told us yet. Fucking c**t. Dictator b*****d.

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We'd actually have to move to the moon, because the UN won't accept us.

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I know it's more than likely just a wind up but this thread made me LOLOLOLOL.

It's got to be a wind up right enough because Armand would make at least three fat cnuts not two.

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f**k up mate. Im no a idiot/

From your general demeanour, I have you down as a No voter. Am I right?

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An independent Scotland would be rich enough to host the World Cup every four years so we would never have to play qualifiers

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An independent Scotland would be rich enough to host the World Cup every four years so we would never have to play qualifiers

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true, salmond would bribe fifa with all our oil money and every stadium would have a 20 foot statue of salmond and the people would cheer as he made his way to every game in his saltire cladden military convoy and the brave scots team made up of exclusive thoroughbred scots with no line of sassnach blood in their ancestory with our captain being a direct descendant of william wallace , even though he turns out to be obese and utterly pish salmond says that any criticism is indeed an act of treason and disrestpectfull to war hero and newly appointed patron saint william wallace. the new national anthem "salmond the brave" rings out and anyone brave enough to score against salmonds scotttish warriors are held at gunpoint.

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true, salmond would bribe fifa with all our oil money and every stadium would have a 20 foot statue of salmond and the people would cheer as he made his way to every game in his saltire cladden military convoy and the brave scots team made up of exclusive thoroughbred scots with no line of sassnach blood in their ancestory with our captain being a direct descendant of william wallace , even though he turns out to be obese and utterly pish salmond says that any criticism is indeed an act of treason and disrestpectfull to war hero and newly appointed patron saint william wallace. the new national anthem "salmond the brave" rings out and anyone brave enough to score against salmonds scotttish warriors are held at gunpoint.

You have got this all figured out.

Are you in office?

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true, salmond would bribe fifa with all our oil money and every stadium would have a 20 foot statue of salmond and the people would cheer as he made his way to every game in his saltire cladden military convoy and the brave scots team made up of exclusive thoroughbred scots with no line of sassnach blood in their ancestory with our captain being a direct descendant of william wallace , even though he turns out to be obese and utterly pish salmond says that any criticism is indeed an act of treason and disrestpectfull to war hero and newly appointed patron saint william wallace. the new national anthem "salmond the brave" rings out and anyone brave enough to score against salmonds scotttish warriors are held at gunpoint.

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You have got this all figured out.

Are you in office?

aye since it is a friday , salmond lets us dress up as our favourite bravheart character .

the look on his face when i came in dressed as longshanks #bants #lolz

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