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Reading Throbber's posts in this thread is like watching a car crash.

I'm beginning to think he's an agent of the Better Together campaign.

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Reading Throbber's posts in this thread is like watching a car crash.

I'm beginning to think he's an agent of the Better Together campaign.

Do you not like me?

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Do you not like me?

I reckon your self loathing is far more intense than any other feelings you may experience. Far more intense.

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I reckon your self loathing is far more intense than any other feelings you may experience. Far more intense.

Oh okay

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Absolutely not

what harm would a wee pic of the 2 of them do? No doubt they are on fb anyway. You know you want to

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Anyone who doesn't post a photo of their burd naked is a specky, Plooky Virgin IMO.

Except me.

I'm a handsome stud

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Pro - someone to spunk in or on

Cons - everything

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Pro - someone to spunk in or on

Cons - everything

Spunking in them is a huge mistake :(

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Most women are shite at cooking though.

Quite. I am by far and away the best cook.

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I've never had a meal made for me during the whole 6 month relationship. I should wield the axe.

Murder is a bit extreme but if its easier than dumping her go for it.

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Pros: yer hole, sandwiches

Cons: everything Else

Yeah, if there is one thing I hate about being single it's my sudden inability to make a sandwich.

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She's got an axe wound already. Clearly this has happened before.

She can't be a very nice person if other have tried to kill her.

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She's a very nice person, she's just a tad strange.

my burd is not so nice but is normal want to swap?

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