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Pros and cons of having a bird

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I dunno really, sometimes it seems like it would be alright but im a selfish cunto and i like just doing whatever i want

Been quite a while since i even made any effort in looking for one. It's not for everyone.

Also a good looking boy like me...bet your all shocked im single :lol:

From the pics you've posted on here I thought you were gay.

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From the pics you've posted on here I thought you were gay.

Thanks for the offer but i will have to decline ^_^

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Thanks for the offer but i will have to decline ^_^

Offer? :blink:

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Having companionship, being able to share your life with someone that you love and respect.

But seeing as we're all fucking lads, women are shit eh #lads #women #womlol

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I dunno really, sometimes it seems like it would be alright but im a selfish cunto and i like just doing whatever i want

Been quite a while since i even made any effort in looking for one. It's not for everyone.

Also a good looking boy like me...bet your all shocked im single :lol:

I get a bit claustrophobic after a while in a relationship, and have never found the right balance between clingyness and not giving a fcuk. Single life suits me better, with occasional debauchery.

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Pros: Sex, someone who will sit in silence whilst you moan, someone to hold at night in bed

Cons: Frequent punctures, susceptible to general wear and tear

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Are all women mental, or just the ones I've met?

Bitches be crazy - are these c***s actually worth the fucking bother?

1. Yes, sometimes takes a while to find out though.

2. Maybe if you find a stray sane one. The chances of that though.. If you're happy with who you are and not arsed about breeding to make up for your inadequacies, I wouldn't bother.

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Pros. It's like having a maid that works for free.

Cons. The moaning, her pals, lack of sex, the self pity, the constant need to cuddle in bed when it's hotter than hell,

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The trick is leaving some porn on the search history, as a complete lack of porn is obviously suspicious, but making sure the really dirty stuff that you actually like has been deleted.

"What if I'm looking for a birthday/christmas/valentines present for you dear? I'd never remember to delete that history. I'll just turn on delete history on exit".

There's always a way.

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The trick is leaving some porn on the search history, as a complete lack of porn is obviously suspicious, but making sure the really dirty stuff that you actually like has been deleted.

What if the porn you like is normal couples enjoying sex? Plant some bestiality?

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What if the porn you like is normal couples enjoying sex? Plant some bestiality?

Some Krankies stuff on YouTube should suffice.

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I usually harangue my gf for days on end for sex and by the time she finally gives in I'm not even in the mood anymore

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