Guest Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Every time someone says "cons: everything else" I literally find myself rolling on the floor holding my ribs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Hardly rape, The true gent's way of starting a sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Every time someone says "cons: everything else" I literally find myself rolling on the floor holding my ribs. The second time was the funniest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Regular intercourse cannot be underestimated. I remember being single all those years ago and going months without. Now if I go a week the wife tells me "we need to talk" and "why haven't you made a move on me". The down side is that it can become a little routine. I think that without my wife, I'd be a porn addicted antisocial knob with Star Trek posters on my walls. I would probably even be a Tory voter and watch Big Brother. WIth her, well, she sees me right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Pros: A ride on tap. Ironing done for you. Cooking done for you. Pretty good birthday and Christmas presents. Cons: Having to tidy up after yourself. Having to humour her annoying friends. Being her personal taxi driver and getting a look as if you've just killed her family if you refuse her to take her anywhere immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Pros: Being her personal taxi driver and getting a look as if you've just killed her family if you refuse her to take her anywhere immediately. This. My wife has a bad habit of bringing work colleagues over to the car when I pick her up and telling me "i told such and such that it would be ok if you dropped them off on the way home". That soon got stopped, she now phones and asks me first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Cons: Shopping trips Pros: (FAO the easily offended types: contains some naughty words) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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