Granny Danger Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Do you not like me? I reckon your self loathing is far more intense than any other feelings you may experience. Far more intense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 I reckon your self loathing is far more intense than any other feelings you may experience. Far more intense. Oh okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Absolutely not what harm would a wee pic of the 2 of them do? No doubt they are on fb anyway. You know you want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Anyone who doesn't post a photo of their burd naked is a specky, Plooky Virgin IMO. Except me. I'm a handsome stud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im_Rodger Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Pros: yer hole, sandwiches Cons: everything Else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Pro - someone to spunk in or on Cons - everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Pro - someone to spunk in or on Cons - everything Spunking in them is a huge mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkirk-Bairn22 Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Meals made for you is a massive pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 I've never had a meal made for me during the whole 6 month relationship. I should wield the axe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Most women are shite at cooking though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Most women are shite at cooking though. Quite. I am by far and away the best cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I've never had a meal made for me during the whole 6 month relationship. I should wield the axe. Murder is a bit extreme but if its easier than dumping her go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Plenty of absolute #lads in this thread. #respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Pros: yer hole, sandwiches Cons: everything Else Yeah, if there is one thing I hate about being single it's my sudden inability to make a sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Murder is a bit extreme but if its easier than dumping her go for it. She's got an axe wound already. Clearly this has happened before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 She's got an axe wound already. Clearly this has happened before. She can't be a very nice person if other have tried to kill her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 She's a very nice person, she's just a tad strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 She's a very nice person, she's just a tad strange. my burd is not so nice but is normal want to swap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I've never had a meal made for me during the whole 6 month relationship. I should wield the axe. A man gets married and shortly afterwards his wife dies. A friend tries to console him and asks, "What happened to your wife?" "She died of poison from eating mushrooms," said the husband. This man gets married a second time, and not long after the marriage, this second wife dies. The same friend tries to console the grieving husband and asks, "What happened to your second wife?" "She died of poison from eating mushrooms," was also the reply from the husband. This man takes a third wife and, not very long after the marriage, the third wife dies. The consoling friend asks, "What happened to your third wife? Was it mushroom poisoning?" The grieving husband responds, "No, she died of a broken neck." "A broken neck!" replies the friend. "Yes," says the husband, "she wouldn't eat her mushrooms." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 my burd is not so nice but is normal want to swap? I never said I was normal. I'm a depressive b*****d and work highly antisocial hours that aren't good for relationships. This is no bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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