eindhovendee Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 She's forever on about how I'm not romantic and go about it all the wrong way, I'm always like can we pump now and she's like no then i grab her bits and tell her that she is my property and occasionally poke her with my erect penis but it doesn't turn her on and i usually have to go into the room on my own and w**k otherwise my hard on won't go away on its own. A handsome devil such as I shouldn't be wanking nearly as much as i do She says you're not romantic? Women eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 She says you're not romantic? Women eh? Its ridiculous, i can be romantic at times but when i want my end away i just want to shoot my load into her and when she doesn't do it I'm pretty rude to her and question why she's there in the first place. its not like she is an insightful interesting person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 My mrs is horrible when I'm hungover, her shrill and piercing voice telling me i shouldn't drink so much or acted like a dickhead etc is like nails down a drawing board and makes a bad situation a hole lot worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 a hole lot worse See what you did there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 See what you did there? Im just sex obsessed just now. I think its because I'm slightly hungover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I think its crucial to find a girl who understands (and preferably enjoys) the frantic depravity of hangover sex. Everything else can be worked upon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Pros - Can wind up in-laws Cons - Get bollocked for leaving cushion on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Hangover sex is the best, drunken sex is shit. Quite often i would have one night stands and didn't get much of a pinger the night before but then wake up at about 7 am with the complete urge for animalistic sex and just jam it in there when the lady was still asleep and go mad with it. Then get rid of them in the morning once the deed was done. I bloody wish i was single again some times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Hangover sex is the best, drunken sex is shit. Quite often i would have one night stands and didn't get much of a pinger the night before but then wake up at about 7 am with the complete urge for animalistic sex and just jam it in there when the lady was still asleep and go mad with it. Then get rid of them in the morning once the deed was done. I bloody wish i was single again some times Throbber, have you had a look at the rape laws recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 One time i was riding a wee dirty on a bathroom floor when high on pills and i couldn't shoot my load for the life of me but ended up finishing myself off into the toilet and didn't flush then one of my pals took a pic of it and posted it on bebo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Throbber, have you had a look at the rape laws recently? Hardly rape, the ladies in question rarely objected . In fact the only one that did ever object to it is the one that I'm stuck with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Hardly rape, the ladies in question rarely objected . In fact the only one that did ever object to it is the one that I'm stuck with I wouldn't rely on that as a defence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I wouldn't rely on that as a defence. This is going back about 5 years i think I'm in the clear now but thanks for the concern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Im just sex obsessed just now. I think its because I'm slightly well-hung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Pros, A relatively good career. Cons, Neither of you could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 i stroked my girlfriend on the chin and said "I'm going to make this kitty purr" and she said afterwards it was the worst thing that she has ever seen and never to do it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 i stroked my girlfriend on the chin and said "I'm going to make this kitty purr" and she said afterwards it was the worst thing that she has ever seen and never to do it again You're good people throbber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 You're good people throbber. Im mad as f**k when i get a drink in me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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