Ya Bezzer! Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Women = 1 year of happiness for every 1 year of stress and 2 years of depression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 My burds alright. Nothing more. Nothing less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Pros - you hole on tap. Cons -absolutely everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dariusz Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I get a bit claustrophobic after a while in a relationship, and have never found the right balance between clingyness and not giving a fcuk. Single life suits me better, with occasional debauchery. Agree with this. I think if you find someone fantastic then it could be great, but if you're just going to go out with someone because they're "alright", then its definitely not worth the hassle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Pros: Most everything Cons: Practically none. Once you get to my age you'll be swapping those over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Figured I'd be slagged for my post,but it's true, a lot of my mates tell me their dramas with wives going mental and being complete dragons, just not the case for me. I've dated my fair share of absolute fruitcakes and I suppose they'd say the same, it's just about finding one who isn't mental, easy to talk to and a good laugh! How's that going then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Wouldn't be without one. Birds can be fascinating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 If your girlfriend often acts in a way you don't like, chuck her. Far too many men put up with it because they're too scared they won't find anyone else. It usually tends to be when it's they're first girlfriend or first long term girlfriend. A couple of people I know we're trapped in relationships because although they were unhappy with their girlfriend, they were afraid of being alone. Horrible to watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 It always seems like a good idea at the start. You fancy a change, and decide to go for it, forgetting how badly it went the last time. After a few days, it starts to get annoying, and needs constant attention, until the point where you can't be bothered anymore, and just let it go wildly out of control. Then it takes ages to get rid of it and you wonder why you bothered in the first place. Oops, sorry, thought this was "Pros and Cons of Having a Beard". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Pros: even makes an old guy like me feel sexy and wanted. Cons: the wife might find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 The mental ones always tend to be the best in bed I've found.......unfortunately Nothing beats a crazy bird in bed, it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Nothing beats a crazy bird in bed, it's true. Apart from a good night's sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I would have sex more often if i was single, i would say on average we do it about once a week and we're in our twenties, simply not good enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I would have sex more often if i was single, i would say on average we do it about once a week and we're in our twenties, simply not good enough I doubt you'll get any better at it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I doubt you'll get any better at it now. She's forever on about how I'm not romantic and go about it all the wrong way, I'm always like can we pump now and she's like no then i grab her bits and tell her that she is my property and occasionally poke her with my erect penis but it doesn't turn her on and i usually have to go into the room on my own and w**k otherwise my hard on won't go away on its own. A handsome devil such as I shouldn't be wanking nearly as much as i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Cons-clutter,the feckers keep everything.When we moved house i basically wanted to chuck everything that was in the loft out (except xmas tree) but no she wants to keep everything,yip there really is a use for her modern studies year 1 course books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 She's forever on about how I'm not romantic and go about it all the wrong way, I'm always like can we pump now and she's like no then i grab her bits and tell her that she is my property and occasionally poke her with my erect penis but it doesn't turn her on and i usually have to go into the room on my own and w**k otherwise my hard on won't go away on its own. A handsome devil such as I shouldn't be wanking nearly as much as i do Do I have to show you how it's done again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Do I have to show you how it's done again. That would turn me on but i don't think the mrs would approve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 She's forever on about how I'm not romantic and go about it all the wrong way, I'm always like can we pump now and she's like no then i grab her bits and tell her that she is my property and occasionally poke her with my erect penis but it doesn't turn her on and i usually have to go into the room on my own and w**k otherwise my hard on won't go away on its own. A handsome devil such as I shouldn't be wanking nearly as much as i do She doesn't know when she's well off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 She doesn't know when she's well off. I just want my oats i can't be bothered being nice to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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