sjc Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I dunno really, sometimes it seems like it would be alright but im a selfish cunto and i like just doing whatever i want Been quite a while since i even made any effort in looking for one. It's not for everyone. Also a good looking boy like me...bet your all shocked im single From the pics you've posted on here I thought you were gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 From the pics you've posted on here I thought you were gay. Thanks for the offer but i will have to decline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Thanks for the offer but i will have to decline Offer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Having companionship, being able to share your life with someone that you love and respect. But seeing as we're all fucking lads, women are shit eh #lads #women #womlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I dunno really, sometimes it seems like it would be alright but im a selfish cunto and i like just doing whatever i want Been quite a while since i even made any effort in looking for one. It's not for everyone. Also a good looking boy like me...bet your all shocked im single I get a bit claustrophobic after a while in a relationship, and have never found the right balance between clingyness and not giving a fcuk. Single life suits me better, with occasional debauchery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Pros: Sex, someone who will sit in silence whilst you moan, someone to hold at night in bed Cons: Frequent punctures, susceptible to general wear and tear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Pros: Most everything Cons: Practically none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Are all women mental, or just the ones I've met? Bitches be crazy - are these c***s actually worth the fucking bother? 1. Yes, sometimes takes a while to find out though. 2. Maybe if you find a stray sane one. The chances of that though.. If you're happy with who you are and not arsed about breeding to make up for your inadequacies, I wouldn't bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Pros: Sex, someone who will sit on your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Pros: Sex, someone who will sit in silence whilst you moan is that not the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Offer? Whoosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Pros. It's like having a maid that works for free. Cons. The moaning, her pals, lack of sex, the self pity, the constant need to cuddle in bed when it's hotter than hell, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Whoosh Don't fret......I got it first time round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 The trick is leaving some porn on the search history, as a complete lack of porn is obviously suspicious, but making sure the really dirty stuff that you actually like has been deleted. "What if I'm looking for a birthday/christmas/valentines present for you dear? I'd never remember to delete that history. I'll just turn on delete history on exit". There's always a way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Wouldn't be without one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 The trick is leaving some porn on the search history, as a complete lack of porn is obviously suspicious, but making sure the really dirty stuff that you actually like has been deleted. What if the porn you like is normal couples enjoying sex? Plant some bestiality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Probably the best misogynistic OP of all time. Having a girlfriend's ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 15, 2014 Author Share Posted June 15, 2014 Probably the best misogynistic OP of all time. Excuse me - I'm not a misogynist - I'm a misanthrope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 What if the porn you like is normal couples enjoying sex? Plant some bestiality? Some Krankies stuff on YouTube should suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I usually harangue my gf for days on end for sex and by the time she finally gives in I'm not even in the mood anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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