paranoid android Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Are all women mental, or just the ones I've met? Bitches be crazy - are these c***s actually worth the fucking bother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 ^^^Gay turn IMO^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 The mental ones always tend to be the best in bed I've found.......unfortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Pros: getting your hole Cons: everything else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 14, 2014 Author Share Posted June 14, 2014 ^^^Gay turn IMO^^^ Got your PM - love the pics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Last friday i went out for a few beers with a mate from college at about 3 o clock, watched the murray nadal tennis match and had a generally pleasant time, my mrs was out with her mates from work a bit afterwards so after i already had 5 pints on an empty stomach she asked me to go see them so i did and had another 5 or so beers by the end of which i was pretty drunk. Next morning woke up she was fucking raging saying i was a total disgrace in front of her workmates etc and she had had enough, I have been around the block so many times with her i knew she would calm down and within about 2 hours she was the same as usual and having a laugh about everything as if nothing had happened. I was too drunk to remember what i had done but it can't have been that bad otherwise she would have been annoyed longer! In general i think its only natural to have a GF, when i meet other guys in their late 20's that are single i get the impression they want a gf just haven't found someone rather than are happy being single so I'm definitely happy the way things are its just annoying at times when you want to be left to do what ever and get complained at. Pros - Sex and company when your bored Cons - Nagged at for drinking and pretty much everything else, have to plan around what they want rather than just doing your own thing Overall its better to have a gf though, don't think i would like to be single after 5 years being with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 pro - sex cons- everything else, sometimes you are better just having a w**k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidthebaw Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Woman smell nice...ugg like woman...make me laugh...ugg incapable of understanding wtf they talk about...ugg happy about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Nice ironed shirts is a pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 pro - sexcons- everything else, sometimes you are better just having a w**k I've had a gf like that......complete waste of time.......I even let it slip once when she asked if we could have sex one morning by saying "ok.....lets get this pantomime over with"! Seriously.....I have had better wanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Pros: Sex Having meals cooked for you Someone to talk shite to who won't judge you for speaking shite Don't have to worry about keeping fit/not putting on weight/getting regular hair cuts/shaving/ironing etc Someone to take your anger out on when your side of the Old Firm lose a game Someone to get you beer/crisps when the football on Someone to make you a coffee whilst you are in the shower Don't have the loneliness that is an inevitable part of living alone, made worse when you don't have a girlfriend Sex Cons: Sex always seems to be on offer at the most inconvenient times Can't sit about in your pants drinking beer and eating nachos whenever you want Having to tidy behind you Less incentive to go out and actually do things. Having to be extra careful about deleting your search history In conclusion, pros outweigh cons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Quite honestly say my wife is a cracker, great company, great laugh, similar interests but have just enough wee peculiarities that we don't get bored, wouldn't have it any other way! She reads your posts aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 She reads your posts aye? No, he's lost his Tazer and he's running scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I don't get the cons everyone is saying. My girlfriend doesn't nag me at all. Trick is to find a laid back girl. I had a girlfriend that drove me up the wall with constant drama and being a nag. Learnt from that and chose my next girlfriend partly on the basis that she isn't a nag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Having to tidy behind you .... Having to be extra careful about deleting your search history Turn around, it's easier. Select "Delete Browsing History on Exit". You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Quite honestly say my wife is a cracker, great company, great laugh, similar interests but have just enough wee peculiarities that we don't get bored, wouldn't have it any other way! ^^^locked in chastity hoping to be released for the night type post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Turn around, it's easier. Select "Delete Browsing History on Exit". You're welcome. The trick is leaving some porn on the search history, as a complete lack of porn is obviously suspicious, but making sure the really dirty stuff that you actually like has been deleted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 14, 2014 Author Share Posted June 14, 2014 Quite honestly say my wife is a cracker, great company, great laugh, similar interests but have just enough wee peculiarities that we don't get bored, wouldn't have it any other way! She's also a demon in the sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 She's also a demon in the sack. Had better tbh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I dunno really, sometimes it seems like it would be alright but im a selfish cunto and i like just doing whatever i want Been quite a while since i even made any effort in looking for one. It's not for everyone. Also a good looking boy like me...bet your all shocked im single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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