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34 minutes ago, gannonball said:

Quite a coup for Hearts getting Stendel. His first job should telling Levein how he likes his coffee made and that is his only role until he fucks off.

Apparently Levein had to show him around the training ground and stadium last week 😂

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22 hours ago, DC92 said:

The Jack Ross thing in the statement was cringeworthy, by the way. Especially when they've pulled so far ahead in the league since hiring him.

We're run by fucking diddies these days. Did Mr Romanov ever even acknowledge Hibs' existence during his time in charge? The way it should be.

Yes it was but  you're wrong on the second point. 

Do you remember Anderton's "docksiders" comment?

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22 hours ago, DC92 said:

The Jack Ross thing in the statement was cringeworthy, by the way. Especially when they've pulled so far ahead in the league since hiring him.

We're run by fucking diddies these days. Did Mr Romanov ever even acknowledge Hibs' existence during his time in charge? The way it should be.

I don't really have a problem with mentioning Ross in the statement. There is an imagined narrative there which the club are tapping into to drum up a bit of interest. A bit like the Gerrard vs Rodgers thing. It's a lot of shite but it's part of the marketing of the game these days.

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Six weeks into the manager hunt, and it seems that Hearts still had to cut a few corners when signing up this Stendel fellow. I like to think that it's the Gorgie pitchfork mob's cries of 'Budge oot' after the Motherwell game which caused Hearts to panic and say 'f**k it, let's just announce him now and sort the mess out afterwards'.

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2 minutes ago, Aim Here said:

Six weeks into the manager hunt, and it seems that Hearts still had to cut a few corners when signing up this Stendel fellow. I like to think that it's the Gorgie pitchfork mob's cries of 'Budge oot' after the Motherwell game which caused Hearts to panic and say 'f**k it, let's just announce him now and sort the mess out afterwards'.

We're doing it now to save face for not appointing Jack Ross etc etc.

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Barnsley are going for it in their latest statement.

Apparently Dan Stendel was (gently) fired because he was trying to poach a bunch of staff and sneak off to another club behind the board's back and in violation of his contract. What with the lengthy hard sell to hook him in the first place, and the extra outlay for employer compensation and legal fees, Stendel is starting to look like a rather expensive gamble...

 

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Barnsley.png.17cbc606db8edb98b021e86a799e799d.png

Barnsley are going for it in their latest statement.

Apparently Dan Stendel was (gently) fired because he was trying to poach a bunch of staff and sneak off to another club behind the board's back and in violation of his contract. What with the lengthy hard sell to hook him in the first place, and the extra outlay for employer compensation and legal fees, Stendel is starting to look like a rather expensive gamble...

 

 

What, you think Berra, Uche and all will struggle with Gengenpressen? [emoji6]

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1 hour ago, JamieThomas said:

Need to knock out a statement of our own now.

Dear......Barnsley........go...........f**k..........yourselves

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While that would be amusing, I dont think Mrs B does concise when it comes to statements...................

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2 minutes ago, Green Day said:

While that would be amusing, I dont think Mrs B does concise when it comes to statements...................

It's out, and it is remarkably concise, without the usual horrific abuse of ellipsis. Maybe Craig Levein's been assigned to write the press releases while his contract burns out.

Also some of the statements of fact flatly contradict Barnsley, so this is goingto be a fun watch.

https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/club-statement-1-2-3-4-5

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1 minute ago, Aim Here said:

It's out, and it is remarkably concise, without the usual horrific abuse of ellipsis. Maybe Craig Levein's been assigned to write the press releases while his contract burns out.

https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/club-statement-1-2-3-4-5

Its a good statement, tbf - basically a "f**k off" and a wee bit of Christmas "come and have a go if you think you are hard enough" to boot

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