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Looks like the wee fucking dweeb is off to Arbroath. Chance of a fresh start and no-one flushing his heid down the pan.

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7 hours ago, JamieThomas said:

Looks like the wee fucking dweeb is off to Arbroath. Chance of a fresh start and no-one flushing his heid down the pan.

They train in the park across from my house, and Dick Campbell abso-fucking-lutely murders his players when hes there.

Wighton will be in tears halfway through the first session.

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3 hours ago, RandomGuy. said:

They train in the park across from my house, and Dick Campbell abso-fucking-lutely murders his players when hes there.

Wighton will be in tears halfway through the first session.

He should be all right - apparently Wighton's brilliant in training.

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He’s going to have to go some to get my seal of approval after picking 99

I await with trepidation Packy “ThickFück” Bonner pronouncing this guy’s name.
I’ll suspect he’ll just go with ‘the Jambo 99’.........

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7 Hearts league games without a win for Stendelbottom. Next 5 games:

  • Rangers (H)
  • St Johnstone (A)
  • Kilmarnock (H)
  • Celtic (A)
  • Hamilton (H)

Absolute minimum 6 points from that or you are going down.  Simple. 

Edited by AberdeenHibee

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AberdeenHibee is like a caricature of a hibernian supporter. Obsessed and seething.  

He'll be really raging when Levein's duds inevitably claw their way to safety under the stewardship of our box office manager.  Jj zing

 

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It's only 6 league games actually, it won't be 7 until we lose to Rangers on Sunday.greggy.png

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Who are this 'Young Team' Hearts element that caused trouble in the ground tonight? I assume some ned casuals with keen tradishuns. 

Edited by Snifter Pee Rot

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50 minutes ago, Falcor Roar said:

AberdeenHibee is like a caricature of a hibernian supporter. Obsessed and seething.  

He'll be really raging when Levein's duds inevitably claw their way to safety under the stewardship of our box office manager.  Jj zing

 

Every Hibs fan on here is obsessed and seething.

Can't go 3 posts in a Hearts thread without some water on the brain Hibs simpleton posting a shitey wee picture of Jack Ross.

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3 minutes ago, JamboMikey said:

Every Hibs fan on here is obsessed and seething.

Can't go 3 posts in a Hearts thread without some water on the brain Hibs simpleton posting a shitey wee picture of Jack Ross.

 

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How about a picture of your new signing then? Apparently he "scores in every town he visits"

Except Dingwall then.................................

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57 minutes ago, Green Day said:

How about a picture of your new signing then? Apparently he "scores in every town he visits"

Except Dingwall then.................................

As if the wee man was talking about football.

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5 hours ago, JamieThomas said:

As if the wee man was talking about football.

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His chat must be better than another striker from a few years ago - Husref Musemic - then.

I remember back in the late 80s, was out with some mates in the Rutland on a Saturday night and a lot of the Hearts team were out post match.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989–90_Heart_of_Midlothian_F.C._season

It was a predominantly British team, lots of young lads (Robbo / Mackay / Crabbe / Foster etc) plenty of whom were chatting up lassies.

The big guy either didnt have good english, was shy, or was just had rubbish chat - either way, while plenty of the Scottish guys were - lager in hand, this was the 80s - getting on with the important task of sorting out post match coitus with some bubble permed daftie - there was big Husref, hunched over in the corner all by himself nursing a coke looking utterly miserable.

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How about a picture of your new signing then? Apparently he "scores in every town he visits"
Except Dingwall then.................................
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Did he kb you, mate?

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Heart of Midlothian Football Club have achieved 4 wins in their last 36 Scottish Premiership games.  4 wins, in 36 league games. 

And some of those tubes on Jambos Kickback are convinced they will win 3 and draw 1 of their next 5 (which is probably required to avoid being stick ons for relegation).  How utterly deluded can you be?

Stendelbottom on a personal record of 17 league games in a row without a win.  Ouch.

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1 hour ago, Green Day said:

His chat must be better than another striker from a few years ago - Husref Musemic - then.

 

Yet, like almost every player to ever play for Hearts, still managed to beat Hibs.

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44 minutes ago, NJ2 said:


Did he kb you, mate?

 

6 minutes ago, JTS98 said:

Yet, like almost every player to ever play for Hearts, still managed to beat Hibs.

Not rattled at all by your current (can all season be classed as current???) form boys, eh

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9 hours ago, JamboMikey said:

Every Hibs fan on here is obsessed and seething.

Bit of a minter to call us obsessed. I would argue your current clusterfuck is the direct result of an unhealthy obsession.

You chased a manager who was doing absolutely fine because he lost a Scottish Cup tie to Hibs.

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20 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said:

Will there be a great escape dvd if you finish 10th?

And if they go doon they can put out a special laugh at us dvd for Hibs fans. Budgie will be quids in!

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