Sortmeout Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Tried to have a look at the clubs Hearts will share a division with next season. Got as far as “A” and I had to stop because the laughing was getting sore. Alloa Arbroath Ayr United 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Sortmeout said: Tried to have a look at the clubs Hearts will share a division with next season. Got as far as “A” and I had to stop because the laughing was getting sore. Alloa Arbroath Ayr United At least two there clubs who were more likely to be playing in the Premiership than Hearts next year anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 45 minutes ago, Raphael said: Absolute nick of this. Away to the 1950's you go. I was referring to those two useless chairwomans But glad to see you agree with the other 8 points Enjoy the Smokies -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 "chairwomans"?? What age are you, ffs?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Someone's kindly put together a travel guide for jambos not in a boycott sulk. https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/sport/football/guide-hearts-away-days-202021-18433483.amp?__twitter_impression=true 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Did he not have a clause allowing him to walk upon relegation? I'm sure someone claimed his agent had said that on the radio.That would be how his agent would describe a clause that would see him out the door if he failed to keep us up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Someone's kindly put together a travel guide for jambos not in a boycott sulk. https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/sport/football/guide-hearts-away-days-202021-18433483.amp?__twitter_impression=true I don't tend to travel to away games, so I will likely be boycotting even though I won't actually be boycotting. That's helpful, though, so cheers! How does one 'cot' a boy, out of interest? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Comedy Gold Ok what do Hearts and Thistle have in common 1. They both finished BOTTOM of their Leagues 2. They both appointed total diddy managers 3. They pay players way beyond their means 4. They only survived because they have sugar daddys or mummys 5. They have delusions of grandeur 6. They are both going to court under the "Nae fair" banner.... 7. They are the laughing stock of Scottish Football ( which is quite an achievement) 8. They say the other clubs are only self minded. however its all they have ever been since this began...…... 9. Their Chairwomans should stick to Netball 1/10: You might have got a respectable 5/10 but you spoiled at the end 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Decision on Stendel delayed - apparently because Budge wants to appoint a Sporting Director! Maybe it's dawned on Stendel that he might struggle to find another gig, especially at the moment, but my reading of the message is that, If Stendel decides to bolt, then we're not going to give many fucks. I'd be ok with him staying - I still say he inherited a stinking squad full of shitebags. I thought he had us playing well coming forward, but he'd clearly have to set us up better defensively - I personally think he was used to relying on better defenders and goalies - his midfield options were, er...limited anaw. I reckon he'll be away anyway. That seems about rightWe don’t need to keep him and he doesn’t need to stay but if it happens it wouldn’t be the worst idea for either party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, paranoid android said: How does one 'cot' a boy, out of interest? A friend tells me cottaging is involved, perhaps one rented from Airbnb? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphael Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 hour ago, DougJamie said: I was referring to those two useless chairwomans But glad to see you agree with the other 8 points Enjoy the Smokies Wow a really lazy cover up of blatant sexism. In terms of the scran in the lower leagues i have to say i might pick up a smokie or two. Also hear that Ayr is home to some cracking ice cream! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Raphael said: Wow a really lazy cover up of blatant sexism. In terms of the scran in the lower leagues i have to say i might pick up a smokie or two. Also hear that Ayr is home to some cracking ice cream! Hearts certainly are lacking in humble pie...………… but very tasty sour grapes allegedly Lets see Saints cost you the 85-86 title when you blew it against Dundee Beat you in 87 semi on way to glory And LC final in 2013 And of course relegated you this year Pretty sad to see you go down.... PS the Championship is a very tough league, you will do well to stay in it. Just ask Sevco, United, and Hibs.... we managed it 2nd attempt as we are brill, and with 20% of your budget -5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgie greatness Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, DougJamie said: Hearts certainly are lacking in humble pie...………… but very tasty sour grapes allegedly Lets see Saints cost you the 85-86 title when you blew it against Dundee Beat you in 87 semi on way to glory And LC final in 2013 And of course relegated you this year Pretty sad to see you go down.... PS the Championship is a very tough league, you will do well to stay in it. Just ask Sevco, United, and Hibs.... we managed it 2nd attempt as we are brill, and with 20% of your budget When’s the diddy 15 minutes of fame end? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Hearts certainly are lacking in humble pie...………… but very tasty sour grapes allegedly Lets see Saints cost you the 85-86 title when you blew it against Dundee Beat you in 87 semi on way to glory And LC final in 2013 And of course relegated you this year Pretty sad to see you go down.... PS the Championship is a very tough league, you will do well to stay in it. Just ask Sevco, United, and Hibs.... we managed it 2nd attempt as we are brill, and with 20% of your budget To touch on your last, and perhaps most stupid, point about the championship being very tough (and ignore your other rambling shite) so we should ask Sevco or Hibs, you are aware that Rangers and Hibs initially had an extended stay as we won the championship very comfortably that year, aye? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Natural orderIt’s a 3 hour highlights package of 37 years of Edinburgh Derbies I doubt anybody will watch it all the way through but you can just dip in at any stage 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphael Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 6 hours ago, DougJamie said: Hearts certainly are lacking in humble pie...………… but very tasty sour grapes allegedly Lets see Saints cost you the 85-86 title when you blew it against Dundee Beat you in 87 semi on way to glory And LC final in 2013 And of course relegated you this year Pretty sad to see you go down.... PS the Championship is a very tough league, you will do well to stay in it. Just ask Sevco, United, and Hibs.... we managed it 2nd attempt as we are brill, and with 20% of your budget 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axle Grease Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 16 hours ago, DougJamie said: I was referring to those two useless chairwomans But glad to see you agree with the other 8 points Enjoy the Smokies Shut yir pus neebur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 PS the Championship is a very tough league, you will do well to stay in it. Just ask Sevco, United, and Hibs.... we managed it 2nd attempt as we are brill, and with 20% of your budget Yet with better teams in the championship and a less than average squad it took us until March to get a loss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Empty It said: Yet with better teams in the championship and a less than average squad it took us until March to get a loss. Ah well your 8m begging bowl will come in handy, you could sign more "top" players 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Ah well your 8m begging bowl will come in handy, you could sign more "top" playersWe’ve SHREE MILLION QUID in the bank, m9. We’ll scoop up another 8 and do at least the double next year, not a problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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