HibsFan Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 A complete stitch up then. As I said all along. Was ridiculed on Saturday as some sort of tinfoil hat-wearing, basement-dwelling conspiracy theorist, but let's look at the facts: Craig Levein needs his usual 'will they play, won't they play' injury doubt before a derby The man who collides with Ikpeazu is Dom Ball, a former Rangers player, well-versed in his masonic conspiracies A second shooter hiding in the Wheatfield to bring Uche down Steel beams in the stretcher, crisis actors carrying him off Corner flag fluttering despite there being no wind in Gorgie Need I go on? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, HibsFan said: A complete stitch up then. As I said all along. Was ridiculed on Saturday as some sort of tinfoil hat-wearing, basement-dwelling conspiracy theorist, but let's look at the facts: Craig Levein needs his usual 'will they play, won't they play' injury doubt before a derby The man who collides with Ikpeazu is Dom Ball, a former Rangers player, well-versed in his masonic conspiracies A second shooter hiding in the Wheatfield to bring Uche down Steel beams in the stretcher, crisis actors carrying him off Corner flag fluttering despite there being no wind in Gorgie Need I go on? I was told the first shooter was on the Castle esplanade, but that is clearly made up - we all know there is no clear view of Edinburgh Castle from anywhere at Tynecastle - maybe if the guy was on the top of the school? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I'm not sure why Levein or the Hearts boys are worried about Ikpeazu anyways. He's obviously the kind of player the Jambos enjoy looking at, and I'm sure they're itching to turn footage of him colliding with Hibs players into little gifs to post on Kickback, but in terms of results, his goalscoring rate this season is only slightly better than Sir David Gray - if you make allowances for injuries and the amount of game time played. If you don't - well SDG has scored more goals this season, because even our somewhat fragile captain has contrived to be injured less than the Jambos favourite man-mountain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tackle Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Have you c***s not got your own match thread to talk shite on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, The Tackle said: Have you c***s not got your own match thread to talk shite on? Warrior poets have much shite to stir round.............. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, The Tackle said: HaveTheyoufaminec***sisnotovergotwhyyourdon'townyoumatchgothreadhome? Don't worry Mr Tackle, we can read between the lines. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tackle Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 2 hours ago, HibsFan said: Don't worry Mr Tackle, we can read between the lines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Wonder Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Uche linked with a move to Rangers for £1m in the sun. It's almost like we play them soon. £1m can get his boots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tackle Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 21 minutes ago, Tony Wonder said: Uche linked with a move to Rangers for £1m in the sun. It's almost like we play them soon. £1m can get his boots. These rumours are getting ridiculous. It's nearly every time we play them one of our players are linked with a move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 28 minutes ago, Tony Wonder said: Uche linked with a move to Rangers Death threats ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 These rumours are getting ridiculous. It's nearly every time we play them one of our players are linked with a move.Revenge for Hearts having the sheer effrontery to invite the Halkett to Tynie.[emoji149][emoji149] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 14 hours ago, Tony Wonder said: Uche linked with a move to Rangers for £1m in the sun. It's almost like we play them soon. £1m can get his boots. Some scouting network Rangers have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Judge Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 14 hours ago, Tony Wonder said: Uche linked with a move to Rangers for £1m in the sun. It's almost like we play them soon. £1m can get his boots. Dear God No!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junglehenry Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Levein must walk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 His record in Glasgow against the Old Firm is abysmal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Sure I saw it's 1 win in 24 (or thereabouts) against Rangers for Levein. Now I'm no one of they Albert Einsteins but maybe "trying not to fucking score ever" isn't actually going to work Craig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLIS Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Can we please just take Halkett back on loan next season? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, ATLIS said: Can we please just take Halkett back on loan next season? Koff. He'll be our top goalscorer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Pet Jeden said: Koff. He'll be our top goalscorer Beat me to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Koff. He'll be our top goalscorer We'll soon sort that out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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