hk blues Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 16 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Beer tastes far better on draught than out of a bottle. Only in absolutely dire circumstances where a pub only has 1 or 2 draught choices which are bog standard shite will I take a bottle. If that happens to you a lot, try better pubs. I'll take a pint over a bottle in pretty much every pub as well, but the idea that was being suggested that pints beat bottles for everybody is kinda strange for me. Hard to believe, i know, but some people do prefer a bottled beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, hk blues said: I'll take a pint over a bottle in pretty much every pub as well, but the idea that was being suggested that pints beat bottles for everybody is kinda strange for me. Hard to believe, i know, but some people do prefer a bottled beer. It's usually based on some shite opinion though, that whichever brand of car wash lager they are drinking is better than another. Edited December 15, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's usually based on some shite opinion though that whichever brand of car wash lager they are drinking is better than another. That opinion is also valid should the "car wash" lager come in a pint glass I expect?? Few of you seem to be struggling a wee bit too much with the fact that people like beer in bottles. Relax. There there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: That opinion is also valid should the "car wash" lager come in a pint glass I expect?? Few of you seem to be struggling a wee bit too much with the fact that people like beer in bottles. Relax. There there. That's what I meant. In my experience bottle drinkers are usually drinking Corona because "that Carling is pish". Some beers are more often bottled, Newcastle Brown, Whitbread in the old days. But those aren't the usual choice of those concerned. Edited December 15, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: In my experience bottle drinkers are usually drinking Corona because "that Carling is pish". I don't ever want to be in the company of these people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 12 hours ago, Wile E Coyote said: What happens if your wearing one of those jumpers and one of you needs a shite Do you take your jumper off to take a shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 59 minutes ago, hk blues said: Do you take your jumper off to take a shite? No, but I generally don't have somebody wearing the same jumper as me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 I worked in a busy glasgow nightclub in my student days. Folk who would get served last would be those who waved money at me, clicked fingers at me, or those who just looked like rabid ****. Folk who got served first were those that tipped well the previous round. Due to being white and nerdy, I rarely got tips at the RnB section, but got plenty at the "Indie" section. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 On 15/12/2018 at 09:39, Sergeant Wilson said: That's what I meant. In my experience bottle drinkers are usually drinking Corona because "that Carling is pish". Perhaps they are driving, or planning to operate heavy machinery shortly after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Not so much etiquette rather c***s In Pubs Pub last night to watch the Man Utd v Man City game Next to me was a Celtic fan I half know from the bar and as the game went on comments were passed on the game, fouls, chances etc. Someone new I didn't know arrived, but he knew Celtic fan one, and was of the same persuasion as five minutes of glasses being raised and Hail Caesar stuff ensued. Then City scored and it kicked off. Celtic fan one (CF1) cheered, and Celtic fan two (CF2) scowled, would appear he was a Man Utd fan as well as a Celtic fan. And then the argument started. CF2 - How can you support them? CF1 - Why, just think City are the better team and want them to win CF2 - They're a *** team CF1 - Whit? CF2 - They a total *** team, you can't support them if you a true Celtic fan CF1 - No they're not CF2 They are, they ****, Celtic fans should support Man Utd This went on and on and on and degenerated until CF2 could not answer the following, CF1 - If we were watching the Sheffield derby who should I support, are you saying every two team city has a Celtic team and a *** team? OF fans - they a different breed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) 54 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Not so much etiquette rather c***s In Pubs Pub last night to watch the Man Utd v Man City game Next to me was a Celtic fan I half know from the bar and as the game went on comments were passed on the game, fouls, chances etc. Someone new I didn't know arrived, but he knew Celtic fan one, and was of the same persuasion as five minutes of glasses being raised and Hail Caesar stuff ensued. Then City scored and it kicked off. Celtic fan one (CF1) cheered, and Celtic fan two (CF2) scowled, would appear he was a Man Utd fan as well as a Celtic fan. And then the argument started. CF2 - How can you support them? CF1 - Why, just think City are the better team and want them to win CF2 - They're a *** team CF1 - Whit? CF2 - They a total *** team, you can't support them if you a true Celtic fan CF1 - No they're not CF2 They are, they ****, Celtic fans should support Man Utd This went on and on and on and degenerated until CF2 could not answer the following, CF1 - If we were watching the Sheffield derby who should I support, are you saying every two team city has a Celtic team and a *** team? OF fans - they a different breed. Maybe, to OF fans, everything on the planet is just a manichean struggle between ****ery and not-****ery. Palestinians are not-****, Israelis are ****. Beach Boys are ****, Beatles are not-****.Coke is not-***, Pepsi is ***. Yankees are ****, Red Sox are not-****. It must make decisionmaking a lot easier and life a lot simpler when you look at things from that perspective. I'm almost tempted to try it. Edited April 25, 2019 by Cardinal Richelieu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: Not so much etiquette rather c***s In Pubs Pub last night to watch the Man Utd v Man City game Next to me was a Celtic fan I half know from the bar and as the game went on comments were passed on the game, fouls, chances etc. Someone new I didn't know arrived, but he knew Celtic fan one, and was of the same persuasion as five minutes of glasses being raised and Hail Caesar stuff ensued. Then City scored and it kicked off. Celtic fan one (CF1) cheered, and Celtic fan two (CF2) scowled, would appear he was a Man Utd fan as well as a Celtic fan. And then the argument started. CF2 - How can you support them? CF1 - Why, just think City are the better team and want them to win CF2 - They're a *** team CF1 - Whit? CF2 - They a total *** team, you can't support them if you a true Celtic fan CF1 - No they're not CF2 They are, they ****, Celtic fans should support Man Utd This went on and on and on and degenerated until CF2 could not answer the following, CF1 - If we were watching the Sheffield derby who should I support, are you saying every two team city has a Celtic team and a *** team? OF fans - they a different breed. Probably never happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 ^^^Big team Man U. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Given I've heard Rangers/Celtic fans in my work inform me that pub x is a Rangers/Celtic shop I can't say I'm in the least surprised they're claiming 1 half of every English derby for themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Given I've heard Rangers/Celtic fans in my work inform me that pub x is a Rangers/Celtic shop I can't say I'm in the least surprised they're claiming 1 half of every English derby for themselves. See also Dundee Pubs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Aim Here said: Maybe, to OF fans, everything on the planet is just a manichean struggle between ****ery and not-****ery. Palestinians are not-****, Israelis are ****. Beach Boys are ****, Beatles are not-****.Coke is not-***, Pepsi is ***. Yankees are ****, Red Sox are not-****. It must make decisionmaking a lot easier and life a lot simpler when you look at things from that perspective. I'm almost tempted to try it. Everything on the planet? Why stop there? There are other planets, asteroids, comets and so on to be divvied up. What's your favourite crater on Mars and don't get it wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Everything on the planet? Why stop there? There are other planets, asteroids, comets and so on to be divvied up. What's your favourite crater on Mars and don't get it wrong. Schiapparelli and Cassini are clearly *** craters. Tooting sounds relatively staunch. Probably a *** crater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 32 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Everything on the planet? Why stop there? There are other planets, asteroids, comets and so on to be divvied up. What's your favourite crater on Mars and don't get it wrong. ^^^ *** planet lover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 28 minutes ago, Ross. said: Schiapparelli and Cassini are clearly *** craters. Tooting sounds relatively staunch. Probably a *** crater. Bec or Broadway? Be specific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 On 5/26/2014 at 20:33, Bully Wee Villa said: This generally only applies to women but still... if there is a lengthy queue don't add to it by ordering a sodding cocktail that will take the bloke five minutes to make. Order something normal and piss off. Even better - just know what you want. Don't get the bar and go "ohhhhhhhhhhh I don't know" accompanied by a wee cute laugh. Followed by a period of thinking about it only to order the same drink you get every single time we go out. This applies to women with food too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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