Hammer Jag Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Always take your empty glasses up to the bar when you're leaving the boozer. Don't leave your mates nursing glasses of fresh air, get your round in before they finish their pints, when they're down to the last few gulps. If someone has been waiting to get served for ages and you get the nod from the bar staff when you've just arrived at the bar, let the person that's been waiting ages get served first. Don't let your mates buy you drink all day and then make some pishy excuse not to get your round in. Any others that you think must be adhered to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 If the staff are cunty then I wouldn't worry about taking my empties up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Bring your own straws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 If you're getting in a big round then suggest that the bloke behind you who just wants a pint goes first. If it is a big round then add 'and one for yerself' for the barman. Note to women: When you buy a round have your cash/credit card/debit card on hand when you go to the bar. When asked, "And that will be £23.40" it will avoid you exploring your gargantuan handbag to find the necessary funds. The same policy is true in supermarkets. You're buying something so you are going to pay. Do not regard this as a surprise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 have cash in a busy bar,is there anything worse than some c**t getting 1 pint and paying by debit card when theres a bank 3m from the pub! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Do not even fucking think about ordering coffee. The machine is there for decorative purposes only, and at 5pm on a Saturday you are taking the piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 have cash in a busy bar,is there anything worse than some c**t getting 1 pint and paying by debit card when theres a bank 3m from the pub! My daughter does this, she buys 2 wets and wants to use her feckin card, she's been telt but unfortunately I've been given a damn fine ignoring ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 1 pint should be shared between 3 men 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Anyone waiving a note in the air, like it gives them some sort of priority in the queue, deserves a brick in the face. That said, anyone who walks up to the bar and allows themselves to be served before people who have been obviously waiting longer, also deserve a brick to the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Do not even fucking think about ordering coffee. The machine is there for decorative purposes only, and at 5pm on a Saturday you are taking the piss. I find myself in unusual position of agreeing with you. I 10 - 2 take the opposite view 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 If ye cannae drink wi' the men, don't 'hing aboot their feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 If someone offers you a ham shank, you are in a bistro, or very handsome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 If the place is packed, once you've been served take your drinks somewhere else rather than having a chat and stopping everyone getting to the bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted May 26, 2014 Author Share Posted May 26, 2014 Women are a just fucking nightmare on a night out when it comes to money. On the train on the way in - 6 giggling pigs paying for their £3.50 tickets separately with fucking debit cards instead of one person taking charge and sticking it all on their card and then collecting money, meaning other passengers have to wait in a massive queue at the station as the conductor couldn't get round to them in time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Don't stand on the bar with your trousers round your ankles frantically masterbating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ict Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Put your fucking phone away. Horrible going out with pals and they're all glued to their phones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Note to women: When you buy a round Aye right...my missus has never been to the bar in my company. If you are gonna be in a busy bar for a while always a good idea to say "one for yourself" even for a couple of drinks, inevitably makes it easier to get served later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 This generally only applies to women but still... if there is a lengthy queue don't add to it by ordering a sodding cocktail that will take the bloke five minutes to make. Order something normal and piss off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Bring money and don't expect others to buy you drink all night. In similar vein, don't sit and take rounds all day off people then announce that you have to go to the cashline before you get yours in. Don't drink other peoples dregs. Don't take fast food (chippys etc) into the pub with you. Its as trampy looking as it gets. More to follow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 If the staff are cunty then I wouldn't worry about taking my empties up.If the staff are cunty its probably because they're sober and they've been dealing with arseholes for most of the night. They've heard your witticisms 20 or more times already. They've got their eye on a table in the corner where its about to kick off and you're being a twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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