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Yaya Toure - toys oot the pram


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He's come across as a bit of a bellend in recent months with the whole "I'd be Player of the Year if everyone wasn't racist" stuff as well.

Still, 250k a week would turn anyone into a bellend.

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Weird, looked at his twitter this afternoon and then again now, he's deleted tweets.

There was a couple along the lines of 'You can tell how committed I am to the club by my performances on the park'. Agent probably told him to take them down.

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Think Yaya's being a fanny but has anyone seen the moment he is given his cake? Nobody gives a f**k and it all looks genuinely rather shite :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27484049

I'd be pissed off that even the trolley dollies couldn't be bothered remembering my name for a happy birthday thing. No way I'm paying first class unless I get a blow job and a personal thank you.

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That would be least of your concerns with his strength, he would crush my hand to a Beadlesque version.

Jeremy Beadle reportedly had a small cock.

On the other hand, it was massive.

I'm here all week, try the lamb.

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Agent says stupid thing, slow news days makes mountains out of it, fans get outraged over nothing.

We'll have plenty of this nonsense over summer.

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