Pull My Strings Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I believe reference was made to the fact that he's as black as the night but, by contrast, has very white teeth and a lovely smile. It's quite funny when you think about it. Apparently that's considered racist these days though but I don't know. Sometimes I think that political correctness has gone too far the other way and before you know it they'll be banning paki shops and chinkies and then where will be?Thirsty and hungry, that's where.* * Disclaimer: The views expressed in this post are intended purely for satirical purposes and do not reflect the sincerely held views of the author who is actually rather right-on and definitely not a racist, this post notwithstanding. ^^^^^ Racist I could take it out but then the thickos might not get it. I once did a similarly satirical letter to the local paper about tree-hugging, doughnut eating, dungaree wearing, lesbian feminists thinking that the irony would be obvious to all but it was terribly misunderstood. They included my address and I got both hate mail (from earnest but dim liberals) and fan mail (from even dimmer Daily Mail types). It was most depressing. Frankly my bottle's gone these days. ^^^^^ Racist apologist. QED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Oh, Arbroath. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/angus-the-mearns/video-sheriff-serves-up-leniency-for-angus-takeaway-worker-who-hit-unwanted-customer-with-pizza-shovel-1.814502 Wid. That happened ages ago. She's actually from Dundee.... Her grandson is a huge United fan and was the one that took me and my mates to all the cup run games in 2010 as we were about that takeaway and shops an awful lot when 16/17. Has a Bairn that's a huge United fan too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I hope we win a cup this year as Danger can;t have many years left to see us prosper What does his grandson have to do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 That happened ages ago. She's actually from Dundee.... Her grandson is a huge United fan and was the one that took me and my mates to all the cup run games in 2010 as we were about that takeaway and shops an awful lot when 16/17. Has a Bairn that's a huge United fan too. I didn't know you were from Mayfield. Your literacy is a credit to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 What does his grandson have to do with it? . Poor Danger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I didn't know you were from Mayfield. Your literacy is a credit to you. I stayed at the top of the Vicky park and Cliffburn actually ( )when younger. When we moved back from Australia we moved to the other side of the town by the Infirmary, mates still stayed over other end so went to the Academy and hung about Mayf. #YoungMayfShams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I stayed at the top of the Vicky park and Cliffburn actually ( )when younger. When we moved back from Australia we moved to the other side of the town by the Infirmary Timmergreen imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 That happened ages ago. She's actually from Dundee.... Her grandson is a huge United fan and was the one that took me and my mates to all the cup run games in 2010 as we were about that takeaway and shops an awful lot when 16/17. Has a Bairn that's a huge United fan too. Is that the takeaway beside the Seaton caravan park? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Is that the takeaway beside the Seaton caravan park? Aye well just down the road, the one at the shops across from the football pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 . Poor Danger You can stick your faux sympathy up your arse. You'll be old and feeble one day and forget what your trying to say half way thr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 The results today suited us, only problem now is fixture congestion. We will have midweek games against ICT and Aberdeen and will fall a further game behind next week when we play Stanraer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted February 1, 2015 Author Share Posted February 1, 2015 The results today suited us, only problem now is fixture congestion. We will have midweek games against ICT and Aberdeen and will fall a further game behind next week when we play Stanraer. Can work both ways. Remember that congested post-new year run we had 3 or 4 seasons back that started this good period of league positions we've had? Something like 7 games in 4 days. Won most of em as far as I remember with Daly and Russell in good form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Can work both ways. Remember that congested post-new year run we had 3 or 4 seasons back that started this good period of league positions we've had? Something like 7 games in 4 days. Won most of em as far as I remember with Daly and Russell in good form. Think it was 5 games and pretty sure we took 13 points out of 15. Don't want to tempt fate though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waffelz Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Dixon is a done deal lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Dixon is a done deal lads. Sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waffelz Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 ITk, breh, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Okay. Is this the first time you've announced a done deal in advance of any other reputable source? Edit: Also, on the basis that I hope you're right, is this immediate or end of season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted February 2, 2015 Author Share Posted February 2, 2015 Rumours abound that Armstrong will be gone today either to Celtic or to Burnley/Reading, but the offers still only about half of the 3m that Thompson has quoted. Celtic playing silly beggars increasing their bids in a 100k steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I'd have thought Dundee Utd and Armstrong would both get more money if he left in June with a domestic treble under his belt. The Arabs are under no financial pressure and have plenty of big games coming up, why would they sell for under the asking price? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d31 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Can see United selling GMS today but standing firm on Armstrong. With Ciftci out of the final perhaps you'll look to bring in attacking players today? Should St J watch out for a Brian Graham recall if you do sell GMS and Armstrong right at the deadline with little time to react. Yes I realise different positions but with LCF in mind need attacking players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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