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8 minutes ago, Bogbrush1903 said:

That's because we've been starved off anything akin to it for the 25 years or so previous, so regular top 4 finishes, semi finals, the occasionally final and six weeks in the European qualifiers did feel better than anything in recent memory although it wasn't up against much.

I think if we were a well run club in good hands we could do even better though than those eight years.

Unfortunately, we weren't under Milne and the signs are looking ominous with regards Cormack's qualities as club chairman.

We were a reasonably well run club under Milne. Basically the bulk of vocal fans appear to hate their owners. Celtic win everything in sight, but lots of Celtic fans wanted rid of Lawwell. Aberdeen fans didn’t like Milne because he didn’t do enough, and now Aberdeen fans don’t like Cormack because he’s doing too much. You just cannae win.

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If we'd kept McInnes where do people think we would have been today? Probably would have ended up with a similar caliber of signings? I think we'd have got past Raith and be losing to Celtic tonight in the LC and roughly the same in the league? 

Hopefully Glass has us on an upswing soon

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39 minutes ago, kingjoey said:

We were a reasonably well run club under Milne. Basically the bulk of vocal fans appear to hate their owners. Celtic win everything in sight, but lots of Celtic fans wanted rid of Lawwell. Aberdeen fans didn’t like Milne because he didn’t do enough, and now Aberdeen fans don’t like Cormack because he’s doing too much. You just cannae win.

We became a better run club when Willie & Elaine Donald wrote off the 12 million debt that Milne had amassed and didn't want to pay off himself. That debt was hindering the progress of the club.

Milne wanted out long before he left and wasn't prepared to throw anymore money at it, which is fair enough as the club should be self financing.

The Donalds had paid off the debt by the time McInnes arrives and he, in addition to the struggles of some of our rivals, finds himself in an environment more favourable than any Aberdeen manager has had in the last 30 years.

That doesn't mean we were a reasonably well run club under Milne himself though.

If he isn't starting to think on these terms yet, then I'm sure it won't be long before Cormack thinks about bailing out. He won't want to be here for the long term. He'll realise soon enough that he doesn't need the hassle.

What happens to Aberdeen after that remains to be seen but the club needs to live within its means to survive. We've far too much players in the squad at the moment, and too many that aren't contributing but are still taking significant funds out of the club.

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Bogbrush1903 said:

We became a better run club when Willie & Elaine Donald wrote off the 12 million debt that Milne had amassed and didn't want to pay off himself. That debt was hindering the progress of the club.

Milne wanted out long before he left and wasn't prepared to throw anymore money at it, which is fair enough as the club should be self financing.

The Donalds had paid off the debt by the time McInnes arrives and he, in addition to the struggles of some of our rivals, finds himself in an environment more favourable than any Aberdeen manager has had in the last 30 years.

That doesn't mean we were a reasonably well run club under Milne himself though.

If he isn't starting to think on these terms yet, then I'm sure it won't be long before Cormack thinks about bailing out. He won't want to be here for the long term. He'll realise soon enough that he doesn't need the hassle.

What happens to Aberdeen after that remains to be seen but the club needs to live within its means to survive. We've far too much players in the squad at the moment, and too many that aren't contributing but are still taking significant funds out of the club.

 

 

 

Despite evidence to the contrary, every single one of us would take the role on if we had the wealth.

I'd rather have a progressive, egotist, than Milne.

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If the Dons lose to St Mirren tomorrow then the following scenario will unfold:

The next home game is moved to a later kick-off to supposedly attract a larger US fanbase. As kick-off approaches the floodlights suddenly switch off. Suddenly, the WWF/WWE Undertaker intro music plays.

DONG! A spotlight switches on and focuses on a figure coming onto the pitch - it’s Derek McInnes dressed as the Undertaker. The crowd can’t believe it, jaws drop and the pant pishers literally pish their punts.

DONG! A second spotlight comes on and it’s Tony Docherty dressed as Paul Bearer also coming onto the pitch.

DONG! A third spotlight, this time on the centre circle and it’s Stephen Glass looking shocked and confused. He considers running away but it’s too late - the Undertaker has reached him and got him in a choke hold. The crowd gasps.

DONG! The fourth spotlight is on the Directors’ Box and Dave Cormack is there, cackling away, he’s loving it! The crowd gasps again as the truth dawns on them.

DONG! All the floodlights come on as the Undertaker tombstones Stephen Glass. Scott Brown tries to run away but Paul Bearer trips him up and the Undertaker tombstones him too. Then Paul Bearer follows up by smacking Brown on the head with a steel chair conveniently placed on the pitch. The crowd goes wild, the comfort of a no worse than a fourth place finish is back and they know that the Glass experiment was simply Cormack getting the fans to fall in love with McInnes and Docherty again with a touch of American sports entertainment razzmatazz. It’s showtime baby! Now to grind out a 1-0 . . .

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11 hours ago, Deen1903 said:

If the Dons lose to St Mirren tomorrow then the following scenario will unfold:

The next home game is moved to a later kick-off to supposedly attract a larger US fanbase. As kick-off approaches the floodlights suddenly switch off. Suddenly, the WWF/WWE Undertaker intro music plays.

DONG! A spotlight switches on and focuses on a figure coming onto the pitch - it’s Derek McInnes dressed as the Undertaker. The crowd can’t believe it, jaws drop and the pant pishers literally pish their punts.

DONG! A second spotlight comes on and it’s Tony Docherty dressed as Paul Bearer also coming onto the pitch.

DONG! A third spotlight, this time on the centre circle and it’s Stephen Glass looking shocked and confused. He considers running away but it’s too late - the Undertaker has reached him and got him in a choke hold. The crowd gasps.

DONG! The fourth spotlight is on the Directors’ Box and Dave Cormack is there, cackling away, he’s loving it! The crowd gasps again as the truth dawns on them.

DONG! All the floodlights come on as the Undertaker tombstones Stephen Glass. Scott Brown tries to run away but Paul Bearer trips him up and the Undertaker tombstones him too. Then Paul Bearer follows up by smacking Brown on the head with a steel chair conveniently placed on the pitch. The crowd goes wild, the comfort of a no worse than a fourth place finish is back and they know that the Glass experiment was simply Cormack getting the fans to fall in love with McInnes and Docherty again with a touch of American sports entertainment razzmatazz. It’s showtime baby! Now to grind out a 1-0 . . .

Worth tweeting that to skybet tbh. 

#requestabet

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12 hours ago, Deen1903 said:

If the Dons lose to St Mirren tomorrow then the following scenario will unfold:

The next home game is moved to a later kick-off to supposedly attract a larger US fanbase. As kick-off approaches the floodlights suddenly switch off. Suddenly, the WWF/WWE Undertaker intro music plays.

DONG! A spotlight switches on and focuses on a figure coming onto the pitch - it’s Derek McInnes dressed as the Undertaker. The crowd can’t believe it, jaws drop and the pant pishers literally pish their punts.

DONG! A second spotlight comes on and it’s Tony Docherty dressed as Paul Bearer also coming onto the pitch.

DONG! A third spotlight, this time on the centre circle and it’s Stephen Glass looking shocked and confused. He considers running away but it’s too late - the Undertaker has reached him and got him in a choke hold. The crowd gasps.

DONG! The fourth spotlight is on the Directors’ Box and Dave Cormack is there, cackling away, he’s loving it! The crowd gasps again as the truth dawns on them.

DONG! All the floodlights come on as the Undertaker tombstones Stephen Glass. Scott Brown tries to run away but Paul Bearer trips him up and the Undertaker tombstones him too. Then Paul Bearer follows up by smacking Brown on the head with a steel chair conveniently placed on the pitch. The crowd goes wild, the comfort of a no worse than a fourth place finish is back and they know that the Glass experiment was simply Cormack getting the fans to fall in love with McInnes and Docherty again with a touch of American sports entertainment razzmatazz. It’s showtime baby! Now to grind out a 1-0 . . .

Good to know someone enjoyed their Saturday night. 

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If the Dons lose to St Mirren tomorrow then the following scenario will unfold:

The next home game is moved to a later kick-off to supposedly attract a larger US fanbase. As kick-off approaches the floodlights suddenly switch off. Suddenly, the WWF/WWE Undertaker intro music plays.

DONG! A spotlight switches on and focuses on a figure coming onto the pitch - it’s Derek McInnes dressed as the Undertaker. The crowd can’t believe it, jaws drop and the pant pishers literally pish their punts.

DONG! A second spotlight comes on and it’s Tony Docherty dressed as Paul Bearer also coming onto the pitch.

DONG! A third spotlight, this time on the centre circle and it’s Stephen Glass looking shocked and confused. He considers running away but it’s too late - the Undertaker has reached him and got him in a choke hold. The crowd gasps.

DONG! The fourth spotlight is on the Directors’ Box and Dave Cormack is there, cackling away, he’s loving it! The crowd gasps again as the truth dawns on them.

DONG! All the floodlights come on as the Undertaker tombstones Stephen Glass. Scott Brown tries to run away but Paul Bearer trips him up and the Undertaker tombstones him too. Then Paul Bearer follows up by smacking Brown on the head with a steel chair conveniently placed on the pitch. The crowd goes wild, the comfort of a no worse than a fourth place finish is back and they know that the Glass experiment was simply Cormack getting the fans to fall in love with McInnes and Docherty again with a touch of American sports entertainment razzmatazz. It’s showtime baby! Now to grind out a 1-0 . . .
Possibly one of the best posts I've read.
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