hk blues Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 16 minutes ago, Caledonian1 said: you're stirring up a hornets nest with questions like that. Probably just wants to wax lyrical about Bees, more like drone on IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 12 hours ago, hk blues said: Surely somebody higher up has noticed this and something is being done? 80% to 0% is some decline. There was enough repeat business coming in to cover that up. But now that has dried up the figures are showing. The manager above was entirely aware of this but didn't mind as the team was still profitable based off of existing orders. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day of the Lords Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Are you a bee keeper? you're stirring up a hornets nest with questions like that. Probably just wants to wax lyrical about Bees, more like drone on IMO.On your bike(s) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Leith Green Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Another bit of corporate wankery I heard on the radio today was some tit talking about "unpacking" stuff. And he wisnae talking about his suitcase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 2 hours ago, Leith Green said: Another bit of corporate wankery I heard on the radio today was some tit talking about "unpacking" stuff. And he wisnae talking about his suitcase. If you can't unpack stuff and properly kick the tyres you're not going to get anywhere. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 You need to unpack it offline. Natch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 I'm going to stop reading this thread if I start to get more shite adverts like this:Edit: and just like that... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 On 27/04/2022 at 00:50, hk blues said: Surely somebody higher up has noticed this and something is being done? 80% to 0% is some decline. You would think so, but I used to work with a VP level Sales Executive who was brought in with great fanfare as an expert in the field. In 18 months, his success rate was about 5-10%. And for those sales, he "guaranteed" the client (in writing) that their production would increase by some astronomical figure if they signed with us. Not only were the numbers ridiculously unattainable, there were so many other factors which would influence their performance that we ended up paying out thousands (if not millions) of dollars for breaches of contract. The guy's sales technique was basically to tell the prospect "Let us know what you want and we'll give it to you." It came across as so fucking desperate that the prospects could hardly wait to get us out of the door so they could call our competitors. Firing him would've meant that the people who brought him in admitting they'd screwed up so he was allowed to continue undoing the good work everyone else was putting in. He was eventually let go after drunkenly hitting on a happily married client at a conference. He walked straight into another very well paid position at a rival company. Lather, rinse, repeat. Nice work if you can get it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 14 hours ago, Shotgun said: You would think so, but I used to work with a VP level Sales Executive who was brought in with great fanfare as an expert in the field. In 18 months, his success rate was about 5-10%. And for those sales, he "guaranteed" the client (in writing) that their production would increase by some astronomical figure if they signed with us. Not only were the numbers ridiculously unattainable, there were so many other factors which would influence their performance that we ended up paying out thousands (if not millions) of dollars for breaches of contract. The guy's sales technique was basically to tell the prospect "Let us know what you want and we'll give it to you." It came across as so fucking desperate that the prospects could hardly wait to get us out of the door so they could call our competitors. Firing him would've meant that the people who brought him in admitting they'd screwed up so he was allowed to continue undoing the good work everyone else was putting in. He was eventually let go after drunkenly hitting on a happily married client at a conference. He walked straight into another very well paid position at a rival company. Lather, rinse, repeat. Nice work if you can get it. Not at all surprised. For me, the law around references has resulted in folk such as the one you describe being able to keep getting jobs despite being incompetent at best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Not at all surprised. For me, the law around references has resulted in folk such as the one you describe being able to keep getting jobs despite being incompetent at best. Can you not get around that just by saying "If you would recommend this person please get back to me." or such? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 12 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: 1 hour ago, hk blues said: Not at all surprised. For me, the law around references has resulted in folk such as the one you describe being able to keep getting jobs despite being incompetent at best. Can you not get around that just by saying "If you would recommend this person please get back to me." or such? Yep, you can and do. I was an HR guy and it wasn't unusual for these type of "off the record calls" to take place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 On 27/04/2022 at 07:54, Day of the Lords said: My work's buzz phrase just now is "living the values" and employees can now "Hive Five" each other. Utter bollocks. I assume this includes high fiving anyone who comes out with such pish in the face? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 "I dialogued with your manager earlier in the daily production". Go forth and die in whatever way you see fit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skelpit Lug Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Business being hit, like all of us, by the current economic climate? Feel you "might" have to put prices up? Then you are experiencing "significant headwinds". * Royal Mail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ford prefect Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 (edited) An email received today, "We just need to sort all fruits out of the same basket" It was in response to some emails overlapping. Who thinks this shit up? Edited June 14 by ford prefect Spelling 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 My company had to fire someone for just never showing up for work. HR manager - "We had to exit John from the business" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 On 02/05/2022 at 10:56, DiegoDiego said: On 02/05/2022 at 09:09, hk blues said: Not at all surprised. For me, the law around references has resulted in folk such as the one you describe being able to keep getting jobs despite being incompetent at best. Can you not get around that just by saying "If you would recommend this person please get back to me." or such? My specialism is a fairly small and well connected one, so people have off the record conversations about candidates all the time. A glowing reference usually means they're shit and a bad one means they're worth hiring. No one wants to lose good staff to the competition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 4 minutes ago, coprolite said: My specialism is a fairly small and well connected one, so people have off the record conversations about candidates all the time. A glowing reference usually means they're shit and a bad one means they're worth hiring. No one wants to lose good staff to the competition. Yes, like most things if it's too good to be true it usually isn't and in this case the opposite can apply. Towards the end of my time in HR we simply asked for referees to confirm employment dates as anything else was often not worth the paper it was written on. Only resorted to off the record chats when there was something specific that we wanted to know more about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 What are the views here on Management Consultancy? Having worked for a MC firm and having been in multiple businesses that have used such firms, I am forced to conclude the whole thing is a massive, massive scam. I would trust a big 4 accountancy firm or to do my accounts or audit them, but to provide advice to businesses on how to run their businesses? Absolutely not. They charge an absolute fortune for absolute garbage and cannot land straightforward projects. Same with your Gartners and Accentures of this world. The emperor truly has no clothes at all. It’s a massive confidence trick, and I do not believe it will ever change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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