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It's seeing who can pish the highest.
Same person came up with "deep diving" which I might be a bit more interested in than upstreaming.

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Ready ... aim ... fire ...


 

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... innovative, inventive, and disruptive products or services which are agile, original, and have scalable commercial applications.

 

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Pause and prepare.

(Take a day off to reflect and plan)
A decent old boss of mine gave me a buck shee Sunday back shift off to 'study' for an upcoming exam. Come the day there was an F1 race on and I studied to the tune of a box of 12 lagers.
Needless to say I failed the exam but it did me no harm in my career.

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Saw this on a Trade website I was browsing

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Group chief executive Paul Stobbs had said a review “of the most effective ways of working with strategic partners necessitated (us) entering into a period of consultation with employees”.

Code : 3 poor buggers got paid off.

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Arsequake.

 

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Our core experts have been delivering globally competitive policy analysis to a wide range of clients for many years. Verso’s approach uses rigorous and adaptive research methods to build analytical frameworks and strategic products that are strongly informed by the local context. We constantly challenge ourselves to improve on our own products and rethink common industry practices. Across each thematic area of our work, we offer a wide range of technical services including: qualitative and quantitative research and data analysis; political economy and social assessments; conflict analysis; and programme and institutional evaluations. In addition to analysis based products, we offer sector-specific trainings; and project design and implementation. We also offer services in strategic planning and organizational development including independent project evaluations, strategic communications (particularly with reference to public campaigns), and business process assessment

 

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Another offering from the Department of Unmitigated Bollocks ...

 

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We have expanded the scope of the use of drones to include environmental monitoring and control in all industrial areas, in addition to the development projects, to monitor and control any pollution cases emanating from industrial activities and projects in order to enhance the environment protection opportunities ...

Repeat until weeping tears of blood.

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Nnnggggh.

 

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... it has amended its bylaws; converted to a joint stock company; ensured that its internal segmental financial reporting aligns with potential listing venue requirements ...

 

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1 hour ago, Dr Koop said:

Nnnggggh.

 

 

Translation; they made a big spreadsheet

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In a nutshell. God. There's people get paid millions for spouting such bollocks. 

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Nooooooooooooooo shit!

 

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We are on track to bring on-stream the incremental gas from our debottlenecking project in the next few weeks

 

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11 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:

What do they mean by incremental gas?

 

 

Sorry bout that..

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