Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Getting door to door sales folk hyped up can lead to this sort of trouble: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/bizarre-window-firm-feud-sees-13716046 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Big visible information radiator[emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Meeting today about the cold spots and where we need to be aiming the blow torch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Meeting today about the cold spots and where we need to be aiming the blow torch.Right up the arse of whoever suggested this hopefully? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I now no longer have worksheets but “student facing materials” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 11, 2019 Author Share Posted November 11, 2019 Expedite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Expedite.Do it quicker ya fanny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Control the controllables. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 11 hours ago, ICTChris said: Expedite. Code for 'some fud is in floods of tears because someone got a new laptop before he did so can he get his next please?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 11 hours ago, ICTChris said: Expedite. Would you like salt and vinegar/ sauce on that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 referring to folk you do not know as 'colleagues' in unsolicited marketing material i am not your colleague; we do not work at the same company, in the same building, in the same town or - entirely probably - not even in the same country; even in this glorious epoch of the global office I am not your colleague in any way, shape, manner or fucking form; for future reference, I am a miserable old twat and you are a c**t thanks for getting in touch... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: referring to folk you do not know as 'colleagues' in unsolicited marketing material i am not your colleague; we do not work at the same company, in the same building, in the same town or - entirely probably - not even in the same country; even in this glorious epoch of the global office I am not your colleague in any way, shape, manner or fucking form; for future reference, I am a miserable old twat and you are a c**t thanks for getting in touch... I like to think we are all P&B colleagues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 In my job I work the now I work nights as it allows me to go to uni during the day and get more family time. I was acting assistant manager for a while, and my general go to speech was “I’ll get back to you” after about two weeks of this folk worked out I had no intention of getting back to them, and nor did I. This wasn’t out of arseholry, I didn’t want the job and came in one day and was told I was the acting assistant manager with a view to permanent appointment. When the three months were up I said I didn’t want interviewed for it and wanted to go back to my old post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 I like to think we are all P&B colleagues.I prefer the term comrades myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said: 1 hour ago, Dons_1988 said: I like to think we are all P&B colleagues. I prefer the term comrades myself If I was making a speech to the masses it would begin "Colleagues, comrades and fellow deviants..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 36 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said: 1 hour ago, Dons_1988 said: I like to think we are all P&B colleagues. I prefer the term comrades myself Brothers, Shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Brothers, Shirley?Sexist!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 I prefer the term comrades myselfAwright Troops 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, Swarley said: Awright Troops Felt a wee bit bad last week – was called into a meeting with a couple of bosses. I know both of them well, so naturally I greeted them with a “alright bitches?” as I walked in. Turns out they’d called me in to tell me they’d negotiated a bonus for me for a project I’d completed a couple of months back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Overheard a conversation on the train today and a guy talking loudly into his phone (Bob Mortimer style) demanding the ‘granular detail of the logistics plan’ before he would give the go ahead apparently. Seems they were moving a couple of old office tables and a few knackered chairs, from one room to a store. What the f**k does that even mean? Do people actually get paid for coming up with this nonsense? Aye I know, c*nts on a train thread for this pish! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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