Dr Koop Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 I live and work in a very nice place where some nice people think business school bollocks is impressive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 My work's core values are People, Processes, Technology, Services, Information. I can tell you right now, most folk are c***s, it takes weeks to get anything done, nothing fucking works and nobody knows how to communicate. Core values my arse. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My work's core values are People, Processes, Technology, Services, Information. I can tell you right now, most folk are c***s, it takes weeks to get anything done, nothing fucking works and nobody knows how to communicate. Core values my arse. That makes me feel better. Ooh! Well, what have we here? Quote ... essentially links financial services technology to the region’s three billion population and $7.8 trillion and growing GDP while providing a platform that brings financial firms and technology start-ups in one collaborative, disruptive innovation supply chain. Name edited to spare the guilty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My work's core values are People, Processes, Technology, Services, Information. I can tell you right now, most folk are c***s, it takes weeks to get anything done, nothing fucking works and nobody knows how to communicate. Core values my arse. I'm P P T S I I'm P P T S I I know I am, I'm sure I am I'm P P T S I Get the chaps linked arms singing that at your next all-hands town hall, collect your bonus and promotion later that day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, banana said: I'm P P T S I I'm P P T S I I know I am, I'm sure I am I'm P P T S I Get the chaps linked arms singing that at your next all-hands town hall, collect your bonus and promotion later that day. There was an away day a couple of weeks back which luckily I missed. Im sure they were all sitting there merrily singing this, the bunch of fucking tossers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Went on a training course earlier today. It started with everyone introducing themselves, and then each person had to say what Science teaching currently looked like in their school. The girl opposite me opened with "The learning journey we've been on since I became subject leader has enabled us to develop a more robust proforma for summative assessment and tracking." English translation: We now give the kids a Science test 3 times a year. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage and Hibs Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 “Can I just pick your brains for a minute?” Probably a request to brainstorm, exchange ideas, or similar. The over imaginative side of me can’t help up be literal and imagine someone savagely picking my brains out like a monkey with nits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 “Can I just pick your brains for a minute?”Whenever someone asks me this I always, always, respond “aye but I’m no sure it’ll take you the full minute” then we both roar with laughter. That’s what gets me through the day, wee workplace japes. Laughs with the lads and lassies. Some carry on. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Whenever someone asks me this I always, always, respond “aye but I’m no sure it’ll take you the full minute” then we both roar with laughter. That’s what gets me through the day, wee workplace japes. Laughs with the lads and lassies. Some carry on. i laughed at that harder than it warranted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 3 hours ago, ah-dee said: 3 hours ago, NJ2 said: Whenever someone asks me this I always, always, respond “aye but I’m no sure it’ll take you the full minute” then we both roar with laughter. That’s what gets me through the day, wee workplace japes. Laughs with the lads and lassies. Some carry on. i laughed at that harder than it warranted As you say, elsewhere, you've not worked for a while. So any old shite is going to work on you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 As you say, elsewhere, you've not worked for a while. So any old shite is going to work on you.true. i recently noticed ive been talking to the dog lots. i hated myself a lot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 As you say, elsewhere, you've not worked for a while. So any old shite is going to work on you.What’s your beef old man Wilson? Just jealous you don’t work with laugh-a-minute characters like me and my colleagues? Don’t blame you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 What’s your beef old man Wilson? Just jealous you don’t work with laugh-a-minute characters like me and my colleagues? Don’t blame you. he does have a point though. reading this thread reminds me off all the shite i used to hear in the workplace and therefore i still feel apart of it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 he does have a point though. reading this thread reminds me off all the shite i used to hear in the workplace and therefore i still feel apart of it! Aye, but it’ll soon be Monday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 54 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: If the plan was to get to the bottom of the second tier, it was a gooood plan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Colleagues in p and b land - how many of you currently feature (or have featured) on your Appreciation Tree? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, HTG said: Colleagues in p and b land - how many of you currently feature (or have featured) on your Appreciation Tree? I'm Appreciation Free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Just been advised that there I need to set some equipment up for the "Town Hall Meeting", I must have looked a bit bewildered before my boss said "in the canteen". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Went on a training course earlier today. It started with everyone introducing themselves, and then each person had to say what Science teaching currently looked like in their school. The girl opposite me opened with "The learning journey we've been on since I became subject leader has enabled us to develop a more robust proforma for summative assessment and tracking." English translation: We now give the kids a Science test 3 times a year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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