Dindeleux Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Pause and prepare.(Take a day off to reflect and plan) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Pause and prepare.(Take a day off to reflect and plan)A decent old boss of mine gave me a buck shee Sunday back shift off to 'study' for an upcoming exam. Come the day there was an F1 race on and I studied to the tune of a box of 12 lagers.Needless to say I failed the exam but it did me no harm in my career. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Saw this on a Trade website I was browsing Quote Group chief executive Paul Stobbs had said a review “of the most effective ways of working with strategic partners necessitated (us) entering into a period of consultation with employees”. Code : 3 poor buggers got paid off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Not sure if this has been linked yet, but George Orwell took a swipe at this shite in his Politics and the English Language essay. https://biblio.wiki/wiki/Politics_and_the_English_Language 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Arsequake. Quote Our core experts have been delivering globally competitive policy analysis to a wide range of clients for many years. Verso’s approach uses rigorous and adaptive research methods to build analytical frameworks and strategic products that are strongly informed by the local context. We constantly challenge ourselves to improve on our own products and rethink common industry practices. Across each thematic area of our work, we offer a wide range of technical services including: qualitative and quantitative research and data analysis; political economy and social assessments; conflict analysis; and programme and institutional evaluations. In addition to analysis based products, we offer sector-specific trainings; and project design and implementation. We also offer services in strategic planning and organizational development including independent project evaluations, strategic communications (particularly with reference to public campaigns), and business process assessment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Dr Koop said: Arsequake. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Another offering from the Department of Unmitigated Bollocks ... Quote We have expanded the scope of the use of drones to include environmental monitoring and control in all industrial areas, in addition to the development projects, to monitor and control any pollution cases emanating from industrial activities and projects in order to enhance the environment protection opportunities ... Repeat until weeping tears of blood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Nnnggggh. Quote ... it has amended its bylaws; converted to a joint stock company; ensured that its internal segmental financial reporting aligns with potential listing venue requirements ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Dr Koop said: Nnnggggh. Translation; they made a big spreadsheet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 In a nutshell. God. There's people get paid millions for spouting such bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Nooooooooooooooo shit! Quote We are on track to bring on-stream the incremental gas from our debottlenecking project in the next few weeks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 ^ Someone's readying a fart? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 33 minutes ago, Dr Koop said: Nooooooooooooooo shit! 'debottlenecking', ooft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 44 minutes ago, Dr Koop said: Nooooooooooooooo shit! What do they mean by incremental gas? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: What do they mean by incremental gas? Sorry bout that.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: What do they mean by incremental gas? 'Kwee' rather than full-on underpants-staining shart attack, methinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Ah, the cup runneth over this afternoon. How is everyone's asset allocation this weather? My urologist does a great holistic look around prostate exam time. Just sayin'. Quote New types of conversations emerged to help sovereign institutions and pension funds take a holistic look at their asset allocation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 23 minutes ago, Dr Koop said: Ah, the cup runneth over this afternoon. How is everyone's asset allocation this weather? My urologist does a great holistic look around prostate exam time. Just sayin'. Who the f**k do you work for? Is this all coming out of internal marketing, or leadership, or HR, or...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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