peasy23 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 The deep dive team have visited. They can get in the fucking sea where they belong. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 They can get in the fucking sea where they belong.It was the swat team in 2014...I got voted in as a shop steward last year and it's been an eye opener in terms of naff sayings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 It was the swat team in 2014...I got voted in as a shop steward last year and it's been an eye opener in terms of naff sayings. Did a stint as shop steward a good few years back. We had a dispute where they brought in another manager to try and resolve it. His intro at the first meeting was"I've been parachuted in here to try and arrange a compromise solution."Which was answered with a retort of"Who do you think you are? Rudolf fucking Hess?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 'Matrix' 'Right to left thinking' 'Reaching out' All a load of corporate bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 My work's other office are "capacity constrained". I think they mean busy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 In a meeting with serious civil service types and the whole fackin thing was a stack of acronyms and several references to "upstreaming" whatever that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 17 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: In a meeting with serious civil service types and the whole fackin thing was a stack of acronyms and several references to "upstreaming" whatever that is. It's seeing who can pish the highest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolfo Rios Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 My place has a new “Visible leadership Team”. Yes, folks they go by the VL Team complete with VL mailbox.It’s rarely been more apt. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 One that is particularly getting on my tits recently.When we have a project that consists of multiple parts that require the same or similar approach. They are described as “cookie cutter” approaches.Heard it a few times today and needed to vent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 52 minutes ago, bennett said: Actually on and off the pitch things are normalising, the last few years have been mostly positive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 This is what happens when you start a comms job and accidentally wander into the Looney Brain Butcher Doctor's Surgery at lunchtime instead of Pret A Manger: Quote Together we continue to explore areas of potential expansion for both strategic and operational synergies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Moist with excitement ... Quote HMS Queen Elizabeth has sailed from Portsmouth to begin a period of shakedown trials after a technology insertion period. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Just mag-nificent: Quote "We are delighted to have been chosen by Amwal Brokerage to provide a range of tools and services to enhance their operational efficiency. As we continue to enhance our offering to trading members to help them reduce financial and operational commitments, we look forward to onboarding more members in the near future," said Tariq bin Hendi, Executive Vice President and Head of Wealth Products and Advisory for Retail Banking and Wealth Management, Emirates NBD Group. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dr Koop said: Just mag-nificent: Edited June 19, 2018 by banana 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 57 minutes ago, Dr Koop said: Just mag-nificent: Translation; we're been hired to sack a load of low level employees so that those at the top won't have their bonuses reduced 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 And making my day today is learning that a company has ... Quote delivered measurable results to date 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Another contribution ... Quote Please find attached a press release titled 'Smart Solutions & Services Authority and Algorythma sign a memorandum of understanding to foster collaboration in innovation and technology' for your review. I'm guessing it's actually the title of the next Carcass LP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 It's seeing who can pish the highest.Same person came up with "deep diving" which I might be a bit more interested in than upstreaming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Ready ... aim ... fire ... Quote ... innovative, inventive, and disruptive products or services which are agile, original, and have scalable commercial applications. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Code; stuff that sells good 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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