Gaz FFC Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 In the pub Saturday wi a few guys and we were talking about next seasons Scottish premiership. I happen to mention I can't get even mildly excited about going up to a league containing Ross C, Inverness and St Johnstone when this fat mess beside us proclaims "st Johnstone will win that"?????????? It turns out the jakey fat mess who is pished before 1.00 in the afternoon is talking about the cup final. His logic is very simple. After telling us "he comes from St Johnstone" he informs us "if we can beat Aberdeen, we can beat Utd" This guy was in his 20s with the fattest belly I think I've ever seen on a young fella. How he got so wasted by 1.00 is also a mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 ^^^^ 1pm & wasted - Bank Holiday MONDAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Maybe I should expand. The pub had been open less than 2 hours. He actually looked like he had slept there Friday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 ^^^^ 1pm & wasted - Bank Holiday MONDAY On a school night tut tut tut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Last night here, (Auchterarder) the full effects of Sun and booze were easily seen. Boys fighting in the street, getting carted off by girlfriends/pals, gangs of youths roaming around looming for 'revenge'. Certainly messed with my ch'i somewhat. Accompanied by cries of "He's no' worth it, Justin/Clint/Dylan" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 It is of course entirely possible he was still on it from the Friday. I guess so. Is that common fat jakey behaviour? Or maybe just people from St Johnstone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxsta Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I do. By not wearing Union Jack shorts and a Chelsea shirt. Man you're awesome. Your wardrobe must be vast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxsta Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Their dress code iss quite an obvious way of saying "I'm a c**t, you probably won't want to talk to me". TBH I appreciate the warning. Now toddle off and get the UJ shorts out of your dryer. In your head. I'd say it says a lot more about you being so bothered over what some guys choose to wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 so folks, what will get the neds first- lung cancer from the smoking, skin cancer from going topless in the sun or liver failure from the Buckie swilling? good weather- reducing neds' life expectancy! Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is much more likely that lung cancer from smoking.but that takes time to develop. Was in Glasgow Royal infirmary two years back and met a 40 year old guy who looked much older and had a f'cked liver from drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxsta Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 It's about 7ft x 5 ft x 3ft at most. Average size I would say. Did you measure your wardrobe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I don't think that it's fair to call somebody a ned if they're dressed as a ned. They could quite easily be a high flying chief exec for all you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I don't think that it's fair to call somebody a ned if they're dressed as a ned. They could quite easily be a high flying chief exec for all you know. Might be an episode of Undercover Boss being filmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Man you're awesome. Your wardrobe must be vast. It's about 7ft x 5 ft x 3ft at most. Average size I would say. Did you measure your wardrobe? The c**t nearly caught me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I don't think that it's fair to call somebody a ned if they're dressed as a ned. They could quite easily be a high flying chief exec for all you know. Of a young team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Ayr's fucking irrelevant Yeah...smart guys wouldn't have even have mentioned Ayr. Well spotted Plooky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Accompanied by cries of "He's no' worth it, Justin/Clint/Dylan" Try as I might, I can't visualise a wee ned running about named Clint. C*nt maybe, but Clint?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Team: RangersYep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Try as I might, I can't visualise a wee ned running about named Clint. C*nt maybe, but Clint?! It's a well known fact that pratens of neds can't speel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Nothing unveils utter scumbags like sunny weather. With in 5 minutes at Central Station I saw 3 guys with Union Jack shorts and Chelsea shirts on. Thanks for signposting that you are a vile bigot. Will avoid. Post your collection of the dregs of society thanks to the weather. That post says more about your bigotry than it does theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 That post says more about your bigotry than it does theirs. I'm sorry....I can't hear you from up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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