cracowjambo Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Stop doing it then. I don't drink buckfast or fight with anyone I'm a nice guy really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Nothing wrong with tunes, taps aff and tinnys...down the park. But if you're going into town, ffs, put your shirt back on eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 If anyone here is complaining about jakes, neds and the likes, if the sun shines on Weegie Fair Friday, come to Ayr Beach and you will never again complain. The beach and low green are polluted with the fuckers and the walk back from the beach to the station is like watching a parade of lobsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 If anyone here is complaining about jakes, neds and the likes, if the sun shines on Weegie Fair Friday, come to Ayr Beach and you will never again complain. The beach and low green are polluted with the fuckers and the walk back from the beach to the station is like watching a parade of lobsters. Saw your avatar after reading this post and the first thing I thought was "Wipe them out. All of them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted April 19, 2014 Author Share Posted April 19, 2014 Fat lassies with short shorts. Boak.Some of the worst fake tans I've ever seen have been clocked today. One lassies legs looked like they were made of marble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I love the good weather. It means that I can get my wife beater vests out after 6 months among the moth balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted April 19, 2014 Author Share Posted April 19, 2014 If anyone here is complaining about jakes, neds and the likes, if the sun shines on Weegie Fair Friday, come to Ayr Beach and you will never again complain. The beach and low green are polluted with the fuckers and the walk back from the beach to the station is like watching a parade of lobsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Vauxhall Astra, four teenage guys, rangers tops or taps aff, baseball caps, bonkers cd on, shouting at passers by. Marvellous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Was up at Loch Lomond during the week and the train home from Balloch was filled with Easter holiday Drumchapel teenagers drinking and fighting. One belted another right under the chin with a punch because he wouldn't give him his ticket (I supposed that they actually bought tickets is something) and then the boy that got whacked took his shoe off and emptied the entire groups tickets on to the train floor and said "There's yir fuckin tickit!!!". Obviously none of them had pockets with the taps aff and the shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I saw some teenagers today that though that slipping into cut off jeans was a good idea. They were still sporting their (ahem) puppy fat and resembled denim clad albino elephants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dillinger Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 You can tell its nice weather when you find empty buckfast bottles in the Street. Nowt worse than a topless scumbag staggering about looking for a fight during the day Hold on a minute! You are talking about yourself aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Nowt worse than a topless scumbag staggering about looking for a fight during the day With her jakey boyfriend encouraging her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Hold on a minute! You are talking about yourself aren't you? No I'm too hairy to walk about with my top off and I'm not a buckfast drinker and I've not had a fight in years. I'm not a Ned anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Saw your avatar after reading this post and the first thing I thought was "Wipe them out. All of them." Oh to have that power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 so folks, what will get the neds first- lung cancer from the smoking, skin cancer from going topless in the sun or liver failure from the Buckie swilling? good weather- reducing neds' life expectancy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Not that I am trying to prove a point or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Not that I am trying to prove a point or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Not that I am trying to prove a point or anything its a fucking nightmare heading down to visit family during the summer on the train, top tip the neds dont go to Troon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 its a fucking nightmare heading down to visit family during the summer on the train, top tip the neds dont go to Troon Perhaps not the younger ones, but the older ones do. The stench of the weege is great on South Beach and Barassie beach on sunny days. There's better houses to rob in Troon and Barassie as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Not that I am trying to prove a point or anything Absolute sausage fest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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