I'm Brian Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Ok it's only fair, but could spark a fair amount of debate Manager: Simon Stainrod Jens Martin Knudsen Barry Prenderville...Gary Patterson...Robert Brown(Future Scotland Captain no less )...David Lowing David Hamilton...Russell Kelly...David Moss...David Dunn Lex Grant...Julian Dowe Squad GK Marius Rovde, Barry John Corr Def: James Creaney, Dave Rodgers, Ronnie McQuilter, James McKinstry Mid: Peter Lindau, Joe Love, Andy Willock, Mark Duthie, Ross Tannock FW: Alex, Bone, Justin Jackson, Ian Gilzean, Michael Moore If you want a laugh check out Ronnie McQuilter's Wiki entry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronnie_McQuilter :lol: So if ever you think things are bad Ayr fans, think of these guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Manager: Campbell Money Barry John Corr Barry Prenderville -Allan McManus - Luc Sonar - Chris Kerr Russell Kelly- Ryan McStay - Mark Casey - Louie Donowa Stephen Whalen - Nigel Jemson GK - Barry John Corr- Mark McGeown, Ally Brown Defenders - Barry Prenderville -Allan McManus - Luc Sonar Neil McGowan - David Winnie, Willy Mainge, Derek Anderson, Chris Kerr, Andy McMillan Jim Lauchlan, Neil McGowan Midfield - Russell Kelly- Ryan McStay - David Sinclair - Louie Donowa - Stephen McKeown, Marc Duthie, Tommy Tait, Mark Casey, Raymond Logan, Paul Willis Strikers - Stephen Whalen, Nigel Jemson- Junior Mendes , Alex Bone, Roddy Grant Honourable mention to Mohammed Benlaredg who wasnt even a football player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 We've enough dross to fill a stand, never mind a team. There are five howlers of ours just from the two Ayr teams so far (Roddy Grant, Mendes, Willis, Gary Patterson, David Moss). In a Jocky Scott style defensive lineup.. Derek Stillie (sorry Chris Smith haters but Stillie got on my wick for some reason. I think it was his frequent habit of making tame shots look unstoppable) Jason (Cup Glory) Thomson Lex (Fat) Baillie Sandy Clark Davie (Man U) Moyes Jimmy (Cowden) Nicholl Sergio (Brazilian) Duarte Ian McParland Jamie Mole Paul O'Brien Paul Chalmers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honestly united Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I always thought Joe Love was a decent player, nowhere near the worst I've seen at Ayr, same with Marius Rovde. On Nigel Jemson you forgot to put the (post contract signing) before that he looked like one of the best players Ayr had ever had, until he signed a contract and quickly went down hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRECHIN4791 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Goalies Chris Ainslie ( 4 0 up against East fife with 10 mins left ended up 4 4 he d a mare his last game in football prob). ......... Calum Antell see Forfar New Year's Day......... Defenders.....Brian Kenny , Bobby Dow,Dick Baillie , Dunlop, Mclune,Gary Bollan, Buist, Midfielders......Alan Walker, Graham Hutt , Neil Thomson, Gary Buick Forwards.... Jim Lister ( only poor for Brechin it seem) , Scott Dalziell , Ray Smith , Gerry Britton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I think to truly be an all time worst player you have to had played more than a handful of games. I have of course utterly contridicted this with a couple of inclusions, but as one them played in a cup final, I simply couldn't omit him. I'm also certain I could make multiple teams as I just made the one below off the top of my head. I'll post at least one more tomorrow. GK: Chris Smith RB: Jason Thompson CB: Andy Linighan CB: Alex Keddie LB: Ian Campbell RM: Richard Huxford CM: Ged Brannen CM: Sergio Duarte LM: Jamie Squires ST: Andy Campbell ST: Georgi Hristov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callum-ayr Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 BJ Banjo (Canny mind his real name) McGlaughlan Blobby Donnelly Essler Strain Hamilton McStay Sinclair Dunn Kyle/Cashmore/Friels*/Boyd/Kyle** *Maybe being harsh, he used to always give away one of his woolly hats. **Deserves to be in twice for being a fat useless moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidkennedyshand Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Gk-Peter Cherrie Rb-Willie Wilson Lb-Davie Boyce Cb-Colin McFarlane Cb-Claudio Valleta Lm-Cameron Connie Cm-Barry Crews Cm-Kelechi Okorie Rm-Paul Burke CF-Martin Scott Cf-Stuart Boyd Subs-Peter Conlan,,David Donaldson,Jose Fortes,Neil McNab,Kevin McKeown(gk) I also just looked up the squad that lost 4-0 at home to Cowdenbeath under Connor McGeown,McKinstry.Lowing,Forrest,Chris Robertson,Mark Casey,Ryan Caddis,Paul Weaver,Vareille,Friels,Dunn Subs-Ray Logan,Chris Strain,Andy Reid,Craig Pettigrew,Darren Johnson I also just remembered John Maisano.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theoriginalhedge Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Goalie...... Calum Antell must be the the best goalkeeping imposter of all time. Defenders...... Andy Keeting, Bobby Hopcroft ( came from Farfar and could only kick the way he was facing ! ) , Dick Baillie, Gary Bollan, Hamish Mackay, Gregor Stevens. Midfielders...... Graham Hutt, George Mackie, Stuart Anderson, Chris Fleming, Forwards .... Gerry Britton, Manny Panther Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC54 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Our current squad with the exception of a couple of players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Our current squad with the exception of a couple of players. It is tough when you can only chose between two seasons worth of players tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Actually thought Jason Thomson did a shift for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC54 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 It is tough when you can only chose between two seasons worth of players tbf. Still hurting? Even though we've been rotten, we've still pumped your mob with ease and we'll be doing it again for the last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Actually thought Jason Thomson did a shift for us. Yep, he did. I don't know what peoples problem with him was. He was a decent player. Not amazing but he was a lot better than some would suggest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Jason Thomson was completely unremarkable. We've had far better full backs and far worse. He's found his level and there's nothing wrong with that at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Yep, he did. I don't know what peoples problem with him was. He was a decent player. Not amazing but he was a lot better than some would suggest.I think the fact he was sandwiched between woods and McMillan unfairly distorts people's views on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airdrieman Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Goalkeepers: Colin Stewart, Connor Fairley, Peter Cherrie Defenders: David Nixon, James Sharp, Kevin Christie, Chris Malone, Willie Wilson Midfielders: Kevin McDonald, Michael Brown, Ricky Waddell, Darren Smith, Marco Andreoni Forwards: Paul Keegan, Paul Ronald, Mark Roberts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Chris Smith Chris Smith Alex Keddie Chris Smith Chris Smith Chris Smith Chris Smith Chris Smith Chris Smith Chris Smith Chris Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 If I could find it (and I can't, I've just had a look), I would post footage of the 0-3 game at East End against St Johnstone that highlighted the astonishing shitness of Jason Thomson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 If I could find it (and I can't, I've just a look), I would post footage of the 0-3 game at East End against St Johnstone that highlighted the astonishing shitness of Jason Thomson. *shudders* That boy is fucking useless, and I remember that game in particular, chasing the winger like a three-legged dug with piles. Painful stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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