Alan Stubbs Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 I was being far too cavalier with the swiping on Bumble and a girl I work with, who had an unrecognisable/flattering picture that I didn't look at properly just messaged me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 57 minutes ago, Alan Stubbs said: I was being far too cavalier with the swiping on Bumble and a girl I work with, who had an unrecognisable/flattering picture that I didn't look at properly just messaged me. How well do you get on with her? Could you get away with "I'm not really interested, but you should always swipe right on your pals"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Derry Alli Posted July 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2020 Batter the arse off her. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 12 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Batter the arse off her. Is the only suitable response to this situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 I signed up to Bumble about 10 minutes ago to see what like. A lot of attractive ladies, most in quite good jobs (lawyers and doctors). I've just had to swipe left on a 36 year offshore welder/sheet metal worker from Perth. f**k that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 45 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Batter the arse off her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 I signed up to Bumble a couple of weeks back. I hate that we have to message first, I never know what to say and come out with piss weak “how are you?” type stuff. I’m not sure I’m cut out for this dating site lark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 I signed up to Bumble a couple of weeks back. I hate that we have to message first, I never know what to say and come out with piss weak “how are you?” type stuff. I’m not sure I’m cut out for this dating site lark.You know the rules, pics or gtf... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: You know the rules, pics or gtf... Here you go.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 12 minutes ago, Jambomo said: I hate that we have to message first, I never know what to say and come out with piss weak “how are you?” type stuff. I’m not sure I’m cut out for this dating site lark. I think 'how are you' is perfect. You get these folk that want to message weird stuff to try and be funny and screenshot and send their pals. What's the fucking point in that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 How you doing? (read oit lots with a heavy New York Italian accent) - surely the way to go here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Oh well, that’s a relief. It’s quite hard to know what to say to absolute strangers - it’s easier if they say some stuff about themselves but some don’t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I think 'how are you' is perfect. You get these folk that want to message weird stuff to try and be funny and screenshot and send their pals. What's the fucking point in that? There are some very weird guys on these sites. Some of the messages I get are just bizarre and I think, ‘why would you send me that?’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Jambomo said: There are some very weird guys on these sites. Some of the messages I get are just bizarre and I think, ‘why would you send me that?’ Enough about Pie and Bovril though, what about the messages on Tinder? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 As a bloke if I was on the receiving end of a "how are you" bumble message I'd be fine with that. Slags on tinder that have a go at the "how are you" intro can go take a flying f**k to themselves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 7 hours ago, Jambomo said: I signed up to Bumble a couple of weeks back. I hate that we have to message first, I never know what to say and come out with piss weak “how are you?” type stuff. I’m not sure I’m cut out for this dating site lark. Try something like "what was the highlight of your weekend?" - they'll need to give you a specific response and that becomes a talking point which you can ask a follow up question about. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 7 hours ago, Jambomo said: Here you go.. Never has the phrase, be very specific, been more apt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 9 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: I signed up to Bumble about 10 minutes ago to see what like. A lot of attractive ladies, most in quite good jobs (lawyers and doctors). I've just had to swipe left on a 36 year offshore welder/sheet metal worker from Perth. f**k that. RandomGirl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 9 hours ago, Jambomo said: Here you go.. Why the long face? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 9 hours ago, Jambomo said: I signed up to Bumble a couple of weeks back. I hate that we have to message first, I never know what to say and come out with piss weak “how are you?” type stuff. I’m not sure I’m cut out for this dating site lark. By suggesting you're a woman on here will fill your inbox with men although it depends is the 50+ market is where you're targeting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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