kerrdavidson95 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Basically everyman is less desirable than Hitler though tbh, bitches love power I second this, I was asked why officers on our ships wear diamonds & stripes on their shoulders as a rank marking, I of course replied with "because diamonds are a girls best friend". Fortunately she was reasonably sharp and giggled. Subsequently I pumped her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 I second this, I was asked why officers on our ships wear diamonds & stripes on their shoulders as a rank marking, I of course replied with "because diamonds are a girls best friend". Fortunately she was reasonably sharp and giggled. Subsequently I pumped her. Aye but engineers can explain why we have purple on our epaulettes, as a mark of respect for the engineers on the Titanic who all lost their lives. (RIP in peace) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Aye but engineers can explain why we have purple on our epaulettes, as a mark of respect for the engineers on the Titanic who all lost their lives. (RIP in peace) Thats worse than the muslim tinder patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Not on it anymore but I was last year. Went out with a different woman every night one week except for the Thursday where I chilled out.......and tried to save cash. Was texting up to 10 at a time, was stressfull and confusing- too much like hard work. If I see someone I know and I'd pump them then I swiped right, if I wouldn't then I swiped left. 22-46 Done a power on it, surprised my knob never fell off. Met some cracking lassies, some stunning lassies, some catfished me (still pumped them) and some utter crackpots and stalkers, I can see how you got your username 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Thats worse than the muslim tinder patter. it's true but, White Star Line used to have purple epaulets. Think we got told that about 15 times a week by ex engineers when I started the course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 I am taking a redneck for you reading that- what an absolute pellet. Yeah I shouldve just lied and pretended I had 10 birds on the go at all times like you eh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 ^^^^^^^ Supposedly doesn't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Sportello Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Of course not, love folk getting on their high horses over some banter. Fucking shut up, ya daft racist. You're about as funny as standing on an upturned plug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Fucking shut up, ya daft racist. You're about as funny as standing on an upturned plug. Sorry Kev.I.N Bridges, this was back in January and it gave me and my pals a good laugh in college (it went on for quite a while but couldn't be arsed screenshotting it) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 L4L is absolutely gagging for a ban here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Hasn't Goebbels4Life been banned before? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Literally just thought it was banter, didn't realise people were that easily offended by shite banter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Sportello Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Why did you think posting pics of yourself being a racist scumbag would end well? Did you actually think people would find it funny? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Why did you think posting pics of yourself being a racist scumbag would end well? Did you actually think people would find it funny? You realise it was a joke about finding dead Jews funny? There's much much worse in the jokes thread and I wasn't being serious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 ^ ^ ^ Gid tae the boyz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Or Muslims Screenshot_2015-01-15-12-29-43.png Screenshot_2015-01-15-12-29-49.png Screenshot_2015-01-15-12-29-54.png Screenshot_2015-01-15-12-31-10.png Oh my lord. You're a horrible c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Oh, Donald 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Or Muslims Screenshot_2015-01-15-12-29-43.png Screenshot_2015-01-15-12-29-49.png Screenshot_2015-01-15-12-29-54.png Screenshot_2015-01-15-12-31-10.png That's so painfully unfunny that you should just throw yourself off a bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilly Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Deary f**k. c***s fae Angus just don't know what banter is they are so backwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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