Onthegoalline1876 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Never been on Tinder, what's it like ?! Have met some nice enough guys - and indeed some crackers ! - from online though ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 On 21/06/2016 at 20:21, Southside Hibee said: I had a Tinder meetup last Wednesday, it was certainly interesting to say the least. I met the lucky lady for a few drinks, after a few drinks she informed me that she was going to her friend's(who wasn't even in the pub) house, she invited me to join her. I accepted her offer. Anyway, we were off to the bus stop; whilst waiting for the bus, she goes in for a kiss, I turn my cheek on her as I wasn't sure whether she was looking for a 'pull' or a kiss on the cheek - she soon informs me afterwards that she was looking for some tounge to tounge, so I duly obliged & I was having her tonsils for supper whilst at the bus stop. We get to the friend's house, but it soon becomes apparent that the house is a shit tip. I get greeted in the living room by; the friend, the friend's mother, empty wrappers of tobacco & food etc, a mattress on the floor & NCIS on the tv. The lassie who I had met in the pub was sitting on the mattress & invited to me sit on it with her, I reluctantly accepted her invitation; she instantly came in for a wee cuddle, but that was the calm before the storm. Around five minutes into this rather awkward social gathering, my cuddle buddy decided to go all in for some more tounge to tounge, so picture the scene - I am playing tonsil tennis with this lassie(who at the time is also stroking my tadger underneath the covers), this is all going on whilst the friend & the mother are still in the same room. We go on & on playing some tonsil tennis, my tadger is getting some stagefright; as you can imagine, being watched by two people is rather off-putting. There is some sophistication brought to the night when her friend farts quite loudly The tounge to tounge is put on hold for while, as my 'date' is getting tucked in to some chips - she decided to feed me some, In the back of my head I am fearing that I may contract salmonlela from eating something that had been cooked in this house, which wouldn't look out of place in Trainspotting. At this time I am having a bit of contrived conversation with the mother in the room, I am struggling to find something to discuss, so we end up talking about hot chocolate & she informs me that she got a bargain in pound stretchers, the bargain being Galaxy hot chocolate for 25p; only the two weeks out-of-date, but not enough to deter this lady from buying it The clock strikes eleven & it is time to go home, I leave my meet at the bus stop to a kiss & a pleasant exchange of 'see you soon' etc, sadly I don't think she was digging a bit of Southside Hibee anymore the day after... The search continues... So what happened next? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 6 minutes ago, PossilYM said: So what happened next? Away home on the bus, and straight over to Poundies in the morning for some bargain hot chocolate (only a slight aftertaste of rot). 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 On 22/12/2022 at 17:14, Onthegoalline1876 said: Never been on Tinder, what's it like ?! Have met some nice enough guys - and indeed some crackers ! - from online though ! You know the rules, the forum must be enlightened with all tales good & bad 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 I'm now back on this after a 5 year absence. Deary me the app has changed a bit since then. Tinder Gold, Platinum, Plus...very overwhelming. A mere 2 minutes after I set my profile up I had '6 likes' from ladies I can seemingly only reveal by subscribing to Gold. Obviously a ploy to get you to subscribe. I'll pass, thanks. Quite happy being single just now so hopefully if anything I can get a laugh out of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 I've been on it a few weeks and due to my job I come home and get all giddy at X amount of likes only to find out they're about 120 miles away. There's one in Oban. Bumble is a good laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 52 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: I'm now back on this after a 5 year absence. Deary me the app has changed a bit since then. Tinder Gold, Platinum, Plus...very overwhelming. A mere 2 minutes after I set my profile up I had '6 likes' from ladies I can seemingly only reveal by subscribing to Gold. Obviously a ploy to get you to subscribe. I'll pass, thanks. Quite happy being single just now so hopefully if anything I can get a laugh out of it. Decided to take the plunge into this a wee while ago and the exact same thing happened to me, 5 "likes" right off the bat. There was an offer of 50% off Tinder Gold at the time, they seem to do this regularly, so I took the further plunge and all of these "likes" purported to be lassies from China, and I couldn't help but think that distance may prove to be a slight fly in the ointment. Like yourself, not placing too much hope in it and taking the "anything's a bonus" approach. Had a bit of saucy chat but nothing tangible as yet... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 It’s now (bloody hell, time flies) 14 years since I started at the OLD for a 4/5 year period. From the stories I hear from various (male and female) pals I can’t help but think I hit it at just the right time. Maybe also being late-30s at the time was also a bit of a purple patch - probably at the apex point of me being interesting/ solvent/ handsome/ fit/enthusiastic/ naive/cynical / * top shagger. And more than a few years before I met PnB, make of that what you will! . tl;dr - had a great time, not so sure I’d fancy it these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Watch out for Catfishes, you can usually spot it if they’ve got no full length pictures in their profile and it’s all close up selfies. I got done a belter once by a lassie using pictures that were easily 2/3 years prior. She walked round the corner and I wasn’t even sure if it was her, stay safe kids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said: Watch out for Catfishes, you can usually spot it if they’ve got no full length pictures in their profile and it’s all close up selfies. I got done a belter once by a lassie using pictures that were easily 2/3 years prior. She walked round the corner and I wasn’t even sure if it was her, stay safe kids And how did you proceed after you seen her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Mr. Brightside said: And how did you proceed after you seen her? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 8 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said: Watch out for Catfishes, you can usually spot it if they’ve got no full length pictures in their profile and it’s all close up selfies. I got done a belter once by a lassie using pictures that were easily 2/3 years prior. She walked round the corner and I wasn’t even sure if it was her, stay safe kids Solid advice. I've made sure to add several photos of my full length, hopefully that gives the ladies all the encouragement they need. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 9 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Solid advice. I've made sure to add several photos of my full length, hopefully that gives the ladies all the encouragement they need. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 8 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said: Watch out for Catfishes, you can usually spot it if they’ve got no full length pictures in their profile and it’s all close up selfies. I got done a belter once by a lassie using pictures that were easily 2/3 years prior. She walked round the corner and I wasn’t even sure if it was her, stay safe kids @The Real Saints I’m sure was also catfished by a hippo. Was quite an amusing story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 6 hours ago, Mr. Brightside said: And how did you proceed after you seen her? I did consider driving away but stayed and went for some food then let her down gently the next day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Found Hinge to be best of the bunch, been on a few dates with a couple of different girls. A girl in work advised me to take a look at Feeld, that is absolutely wild. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: Found Hinge to be best of the bunch, been on a few dates with a couple of different girls. A girl in work advised me to take a look at Feeld, that is absolutely wild. I think you need to spend more time with the girl in work son 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 Met this brilliant lassie who is my type, great fun and easy going. Two things though. 1. She uses the term 'vibe'. 2. She's a Fifer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 I've tried tinder, bumble, match, PoF and come to the conclusion o genuinely can't be arsed with a relationship. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnash Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 12 minutes ago, RH33 said: I've tried tinder, bumble, match, PoF and come to the conclusion o genuinely can't be arsed with a relationship. Genuine question: why do you say that? You obviously did want a relationship, otherwise you wouldn't have used those apps, so what changed your mind? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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