Alert Mongoose Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/a-writing-chance/2021/12/seeking-love-and-swiping-right-in-scotland This writer hasn't been impressed with the qualities of Scottish single men and the only one she did like gave her the 'Rona. Any P&Bers identified in this article? I don’t know if Tinder has a mirror app but she could do with looking in one. I’m not surprised she’s not been on a date in that long - sounds like a vacuous cow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 7 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: I don’t know if Tinder has a mirror app but she could do with looking in one. I’m not surprised she’s not been on a date in that long - sounds like a vacuous cow. I certainly wouldn't expect to see her in your avatars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 12 hours ago, ICTChris said: https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/a-writing-chance/2021/12/seeking-love-and-swiping-right-in-scotland This writer hasn't been impressed with the qualities of Scottish single men and the only one she did like gave her the 'Rona. Any P&Bers identified in this article? What self indulgent pish. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 I canny believe she finished on "got pumped in the hall" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/a-writing-chance/2021/12/seeking-love-and-swiping-right-in-scotland This writer hasn't been impressed with the qualities of Scottish single men and the only one she did like gave her the 'Rona. Any P&Bers identified in this article?Pity it was only covid she picked up. She deserved a dose of tertiary syphilis. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 8 hours ago, Busta Nut said: I canny believe she finished on "got pumped in the close" Ftfy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 On 04/01/2022 at 20:15, ICTChris said: https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/a-writing-chance/2021/12/seeking-love-and-swiping-right-in-scotland This writer hasn't been impressed with the qualities of Scottish single men and the only one she did like gave her the 'Rona. Any P&Bers identified in this article? Is it cause she is Scottish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 20 hours ago, oaksoft said: "Vacuous cow"? "Deserves tertiary syphilis"? Fucks sake. Always good to see a bit of misogyny on the forum of a Saturday evening from men with f**k all better to do with their time. Some healthy misandry there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 21 hours ago, oaksoft said: "Vacuous cow"? "Deserves tertiary syphilis"? Fucks sake. Always good to see a bit of misogyny on the forum of a Saturday evening from men with f**k all better to do with their time. Give yer wee fanny a wipe and cheer yerself up. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 I had to look up what vacuous meant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 So after a couple years of wanking furiously, I decided to join the world of online dating. Matched with a girl who is from Grenada but lives in the UK, and we got onto the topic of surnames. When I said what my surname was, she sent a load of laughing emojis before telling me that was also her surname. Very naively I said "I am really surprised that is a Grenadian surname" to which she replied "It's from when the Scots invaded Grenada and gave all the slaves surnames" I can fully admit I had no idea about this, and didn't know whether to apologise or not. I think my floundering and somewhat flustered reply amused her, as she wants to go for a drink at the end of the week. I will most likely relent from taking her to the Scottish Stores for a Tennants, but looking forward to it nonetheless. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 ^^^kissing cousins 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 26 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: So after a couple years of wanking furiously, I decided to join the world of online dating. Matched with a girl who is from Grenada but lives in the UK, and we got onto the topic of surnames. When I said what my surname was, she sent a load of laughing emojis before telling me that was also her surname. Very naively I said "I am really surprised that is a Grenadian surname" to which she replied "It's from when the Scots invaded Grenada and gave all the slaves surnames" I can fully admit I had no idea about this, and didn't know whether to apologise or not. I think my floundering and somewhat flustered reply amused her, as she wants to go for a drink at the end of the week. I will most likely relent from taking her to the Scottish Stores for a Tennants, but looking forward to it nonetheless. It's great service you get With a burd off the Internet From Grenada... 118678054_709257296322431_9044699777335064578_n.mp4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 46 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's great service you get With a burd off the Internet From Grenada... 118678054_709257296322431_9044699777335064578_n.mp4 You had to go to the TV to change channel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: You had to go to the TV to change channel? And put a shilling in the slot every so often.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: And put a shilling in the slot every so often.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 1 hour ago, LondonHMFC said: So after a couple years of wanking furiously, I decided to join the world of online dating. Matched with a girl who is from Grenada but lives in the UK, and we got onto the topic of surnames. When I said what my surname was, she sent a load of laughing emojis before telling me that was also her surname. Very naively I said "I am really surprised that is a Grenadian surname" to which she replied "It's from when the Scots invaded Grenada and gave all the slaves surnames" I can fully admit I had no idea about this, and didn't know whether to apologise or not. I think my floundering and somewhat flustered reply amused her, as she wants to go for a drink at the end of the week. I will most likely relent from taking her to the Scottish Stores for a Tennants, but looking forward to it nonetheless. Don't forget, if you need advice on the possible schizophrenic / psychotic tendencies of South American women, @red23 is your go-to guy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: So after a couple years of wanking furiously, I decided to join the world of online dating. Matched with a girl who is from Grenada but lives in the UK, and we got onto the topic of surnames. When I said what my surname was, she sent a load of laughing emojis before telling me that was also her surname. Very naively I said "I am really surprised that is a Grenadian surname" to which she replied "It's from when the Scots invaded Grenada and gave all the slaves surnames" I can fully admit I had no idea about this, and didn't know whether to apologise or not. I think my floundering and somewhat flustered reply amused her, as she wants to go for a drink at the end of the week. I will most likely relent from taking her to the Scottish Stores for a Tennants, but looking forward to it nonetheless. No one is expecting a PhD on our colonial history but ffs it’s Tennents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 4 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: I will most likely relent from taking her to the Scottish Stores for a Tennants, but looking forward to it nonetheless. Disgraceful behaviour, give yourself a shake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 6 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: So after a couple years of wanking furiously, I decided to join the world of online dating. Matched with a girl who is from Grenada but lives in the UK, and we got onto the topic of surnames. When I said what my surname was, she sent a load of laughing emojis before telling me that was also her surname. Very naively I said "I am really surprised that is a Grenadian surname" to which she replied "It's from when the Scots invaded Grenada and gave all the slaves surnames" I can fully admit I had no idea about this, and didn't know whether to apologise or not. I think my floundering and somewhat flustered reply amused her, as she wants to go for a drink at the end of the week. I will most likely relent from taking her to the Scottish Stores for a Tennants, but looking forward to it nonetheless. Sounds like it could be an explosive relationship. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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