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33 minutes ago, Ross. said:

She’ll get to you after she has sent a reply to the 71 other c***s who sent her that message today...

Roses are red 

voilets are blue

i thought I was being original

i want to sleep with you.

would that have gone down better?

29 minutes ago, Slenderman said:

Fact that you have nearly 100% battery, alarms set leads me to believe that Tinder lassie/lad will wind up in a shallow grave.

I charge my phone at work and have to get up for work, but otherwise I like your logic.

11 minutes ago, port-ton said:

You wouldn't have matched with her if she didn't swipe right so it doesn't even make sense that you're asking her if she did too. she's probably screenshotting it to her mates who are all laughing at how pathetic it is.

Little does she know that you're planning on feasting on her organs anyway.

She might have super liked me and I didn’t return the super like ;)

i agree it’s a useless line to use, would I be on tinder if I was any good at this?

 I’m alarmed that you’re the second person to suggest I’m looking for a victim on Tinder 

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3 minutes ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said:

With that kind of chat, I'm surprised you even need an internet app to attempt to attract women.

I know! Terrible eh, I feel we are in the same boat as you have shown your hand with your user name

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19 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Was she impressed with your poem?  If so, get rid immediately.

She wasnt, rightly so

7 minutes ago, Allan Jacobsen said:

I'm more disappointed that you didn't have the courage to stand by your first message to her. Unless your second message was a success at which point, disregard my previous comment.

the second comment sealed it

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2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:

Can someone explain how I've been given a warning for putting up the clip from blazing saddles?
Mongo is the characters name it wasn't aimed at anyone on here.
It means stop what you're doing here comes something.
How do you appeal a warning?

You're the Rangers of this thread. Take the warning and stop moaning.

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It's not a huge deal about the warning just more concerned that someone thought I was aiming a mongo comment at them. That really wasn't the intention.

Probably should have said that in your initial post rather than ask how to appeal the warning in this case tbf
If you pm dindeleux he should be able to help
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29 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:
37 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:
It's not a huge deal about the warning just more concerned that someone thought I was aiming a mongo comment at them. That really wasn't the intention.

Reported again for repeated offense.

https://i.imgflip.com/190giq.gif

Are you sure it wasn’t just Adam having a go because he called owned on the Danny Devine discussion?

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