djchapsticks Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 MY LOVELY HORSE RUNNING THROUGH THE...... FIELDS WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH YOUR FETLOCKS BLOWING IN THE..... WIND I WANT TO COVER YOU WITH SUGAR LUMPS AND RIDE YOU OVER..... FENCES POLISH YOUR HOOVES EVERY SINGLE DAY AND BRING YOU TO THE HORSE...... DENTIST MY LOVELY HORSE YOU'RE A PONY NO.... MORE RUNNING AROUND WITH A MAN ON YOUR BACK LIKE A TRAIN IN THE NIGHT LIKE A TRAIN IN THE.... (hang on I can get this bit).... Niggggght. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Morrissey used to threaten to write a UK entry "We voted for Brexit because you're all cnuts" might get points for honesty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Surely now it's only a matter of time before there's a UK movement to withdraw from Eurovision in the huff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Hello Finland. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Amanda Holden is a diddy. The UK should be putting its best foot forward and have Adrian Chiles reporting the results. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: MY LOVELY HORSE RUNNING THROUGH THE...... FIELDS WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH YOUR FETLOCKS BLOWING IN THE..... WIND I WANT TO COVER YOU WITH SUGAR LUMPS AND RIDE YOU OVER..... FENCES POLISH YOUR HOOVES EVERY SINGLE DAY AND BRING YOU TO THE HORSE...... DENTIST MY LOVELY HORSE YOU'RE A PONY NO.... MORE RUNNING AROUND WITH A MAN ON YOUR BACK LIKE A TRAIN IN THE NIGHT LIKE A TRAIN IN THE.... (hang on I can get this bit).... Niggggght. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Bulgaria troubling the top 5 is troubling me. Fucking hell it was pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 The UK are the Brechin City of Eurovision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, BFTD said: Surely now it's only a matter of time before there's a UK movement to withdraw from Eurovision in the huff Can’t win, can’t storm off in a huff. It’s a conundrum. Really, only the absolute break-up of the UK via Scottish and Welsh Independence and a United Ireland, can give up a way out of this embarrassing impasse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Hello Iceland! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan Dave Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Genuinely had to youtube switzerlands effort to remind myself of it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 If we voted Yes in 2014 Dougie Vipond would be on this right now. Think about that you No voting c***s. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Waiting for all the usual UK should withdraw/it’s all political whilst ignoring the fact the France usually do shite but have entered a song that people like and are now, shockingly, doing well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Iceland's host or the Outer Hebrides Broadcasting Corporation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Got a full on laugh at 'Ya ya Ding Dong' guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Croatia is looking very suave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: The UK are the Brechin City of Eurovision. Awww, come on. We got 10 points FFS. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: MY LOVELY HORSE RUNNING THROUGH THE...... FIELDS WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH YOUR FETLOCKS BLOWING IN THE..... WIND I WANT TO COVER YOU WITH SUGAR LUMPS AND RIDE YOU OVER..... FENCES POLISH YOUR HOOVES EVERY SINGLE DAY AND BRING YOU TO THE HORSE...... DENTIST MY LOVELY HORSE YOU'RE A PONY NO.... MORE RUNNING AROUND WITH A MAN ON YOUR BACK LIKE A TRAIN IN THE NIGHT LIKE A TRAIN IN THE.... (hang on I can get this bit).... Niggggght. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 What's Peter Wright doing giving out the Lithuanian points? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Peter Snakebite Wright Lithuanian judge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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