superbigal Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Maybe snows not as bad as rain. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 ‘It’s 3 o’ clock in the fcuking morning. Has that Super Bowl no’ finished yet?’ 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) I’ll give it five minutes and they will be barging the door down to get back in. Edited February 9, 2021 by Alert Mongoose 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Back in the house. No thank you. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Sometimes our old cat wouldn't even make it out "Meow, meow, meow" "Oh, you're wanting out" Walks with cat to front door. Cat feels the cold draught coming from outside "HISS!" "Oh, so you're not wanting out now.." Or they would sit there watching the snow fall and look at you as if to say "sort this weather shit out, cunto" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) One of our cats comes running whenever she hears the sound of a Pringles container being opened. She's not interested in eating them, but loves to have one of the crisps rubbed all over her, which is a bit of an art considering how fragile they are. I need to get this on video. I've only just realised exactly how weird this is. Edit: non-cat snow story - the wife's dug was brought up in the desert and never saw snow in her life. First time it snowed after we moved here, she was delighted as she'd no idea what it was. Tore straight out of the back door and her change of expression as soon as it touched her undercarriage was a treat Edited February 9, 2021 by BFTD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Sometimes our old cat wouldn't even make it out "Meow, meow, meow" "Oh, you're wanting out" Walks with cat to front door. Cat feels the cold draught coming from outside "HISS!" "Oh, so you're not wanting out now.." Or they would sit there watching the snow fall and look at you as if to say "sort this weather shit out, cunto" Get this everyday, he knows the command now 'IN OR OUT'. and then he makes the choice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 17 minutes ago, BFTD said: One of our cats comes running whenever she hears the sound of a Pringles container being opened. She's not interested in eating them, but loves to have one of the crisps rubbed all over her, which is a bit of an art considering how fragile they are. I need to get this on video. I've only just realised exactly how weird this is. Probably get about 5 million views on youtube, you'll make a fortune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 21 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Probably get about 5 million views on youtube, you'll make a fortune. I'm torn between my hatred for YouTubers and my desire to make £12.50 out of my weird pervert cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: Sometimes our old cat wouldn't even make it out "Meow, meow, meow" "Oh, you're wanting out" Walks with cat to front door. Cat feels the cold draught coming from outside "HISS!" "Oh, so you're not wanting out now.." Or they would sit there watching the snow fall and look at you as if to say "sort this weather shit out, cunto" This is exactly what our Paisley is like. Hates the snow, hates a cold wet paw. Sits and looks out the catflap yammering. Maybe goes as far as sticking his napper and front paws out before thinking ‘fcuk this for a game of soldiers’ and reverses his arse backwards. I went out today and before digging out the car, or clearing the path at the front for our own comfort, I first shoveled a path from the back door, down through the garden, and cleared a large area in the bark chipped part of the garden he uses as a lavvy. Then it fcuking snowed again and he looked at me as if saying exactly what you’ve said... ‘thought you’d sorted that shit out, cunto’. To be fair to the wee soul, he hasn’t as yet reverted to using his emergency litter tray in the utility room. When he needs to go, he makes it out, swift pish, back in faster than a fast thing that’s fast. Shaking the snow off his paws at 100mph and giving me the ‘cunto’ stare once more. Edited February 10, 2021 by pozbaird 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Praying to the furry gods that the snow would just piss of. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Oh my days, he’s only gone and done it. He’s made it outside! My brave wee soldier.* * ‘Thought you’d sorted this shit out cunto’. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Seething. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Seething. Good camo, like a snow leopard. IMO. Edited February 11, 2021 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 9 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 1 hour ago, D.A.F.C said: Not really mate, he can just wander out the front. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Not really mate, he can just wander out the front. Thank you. Say cheese Thank you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Two days worth of shite in the litter tray now, that he's been building up. f**k off snow. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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