Hillonearth Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: "Karen, KAREN, ive got a cat here with no pulse and I need adrenaline and an IV line as quick as you can please" More like "Karen, KAREN, that fat c**t's just horked up another hairball on the carpet" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Aaaaggghhhh you've done what to my balls???!!! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 And over it already 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 This is my box now, Dave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 @the jambo-rocker: Any luck getting a cat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Our two have had their tubes tied or whatever, feel heart broken at their bandage! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 10 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Our two have had their tubes tied or whatever, feel heart broken at their bandage! nice looking cats. did you know tortoiseshells are almost always female while ginger cats are always almost male. Our old ginger tom (pictured) actually had a twin sister which was unusual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 My two girls are eh... Girls. We look after them well. Dunno what else to say ha,! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Beastlys ability to stand on 2 feet always amazes me. But now when on the top of it's climbing frame. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Somebody in Sydney doesn’t like wet pussy. Wettest November day there since 1984. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Our wee cat loves getting her tummy rubbed. Lies flat on her back and purrs away..How common is this? Any other cat servants required to do this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Heart of Northern said: Our wee cat loves getting her tummy rubbed. Lies flat on her back and purrs away.. How common is this? Any other cat servants required to do this? Aye. Never off his back the wee slag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Aye. Never off his back the wee slag. [emoji13] She's either lying on her back wanting tummy rubs or looking at us like we are complete strangers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 On 24/11/2018 at 12:31, Heart of Northern said: @the jambo-rocker: Any luck getting a cat? Ended up going through Gumtree. Picking our first one today and the other on Christmas Eve. They'll both be eight weeks so I'm delighted that mrs JR will be so distracted that she'll leave me alone for the festive period. Photos will be incomeing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Ended up going through Gumtree. Picking our first one today and the other on Christmas Eve. They'll both be eight weeks so I'm delighted that mrs JR will be so distracted that she'll leave me alone for the festive period. Photos will be incomeing.You'll be busy mopping up and protecting surfaces from claws.Not much peace and quiet for you mate [emoji13] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 In all the years we've had Monty he's never had his own bed as he always wanted to lay on my chest or legs, got him a bed last week (weirdly its got a shawn the sheep logo on it) and he loves it, he's hardly moved in the last week 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 47 minutes ago, Heart of Northern said: You'll be busy mopping up and protecting surfaces from claws. Not much peace and quiet for you mate Probably, but a man can dream. Only downside is he'll be a wee bit lonely for the most part until the Christmas holidays kick in, because aside for coming back to feed him during lunch breaks, our festive schedules and work are going to get in the way. I'm hoping that's a good thing so that we don't smother him too much over his honeymoon period and he can feel his way into the place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 New addition to the household. Settling in brilliantly, found him sleeping about a foot or so away from the older cat we've got the other day. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 As one of our cats jumped up onto the sink to watch me shit today, he seemed to get a little bored after a while so decided to swipe, firstly, a pair of tweezers, then a bracelet then a nail file onto the deck before staring over the edge to admire his handywork, then look at me with that slow blink thing they do as if to say "What you going to do about it cunto?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: As one of our cats jumped up onto the sink to watch me shit today, You've fairly upped your manners since moving down under. I suppose shitting in the sink is the height of Australian etiquette. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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