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Cats sleep anywhere,any table, any chair,

Top of piano, window ledge, in the middle, on the edge,

Open drawer, empty shoe, anybody's lap will do,

Fitted in a cardboard box, in your cupboard with your frocks,

Anywhere! They don't care! Cats sleep anywhere

- Eleanor Farjeon.

I think I first heard this poem when very young.

And it's a bugger when they sleep on your frocks before your big drag night all right... 

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Our wee boy is utterly fascinated with the golf putt returner (whatever that is called) that I got for Christmas.

Each time more mesmerised than the last when the ball shoots off

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3 hours ago, bernardblack said:

Our wee boy is utterly fascinated with the golf putt returner (whatever that is called) that I got for Christmas.

Each time more mesmerised than the last when the ball shoots off

I've seen a few folk online with versions of those that fire out ping-pong balls on string, but also have a motor that winds them back in to fire them out again. I've never seen them for sale anywhere, so I've been assuming they're something than people have made themselves from the golf putting trainer thingies. If anyone knows where to get them from, please share.

(no, this wasn't a dream inspired by a visit to Bangkok, but thanks for playing)

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The tub was on the window ledge when I went out.20210111_142528.thumb.jpg.a10348d1d3a396ffadc29098e0a015aa.jpg


“Now I’m not saying I knocked it over but why would you leave the tub on MY ledge?”
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