Dee Man Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Depends on the size of the cat, he's quite small, so he's overweight, the big fucker next door though is well over 6k. Aye, he's a big lad. I always forget how big he is until visitors see him for the first time and say, "Fucking hell, look at the size of that cat!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Just back from the vet where a 'weigh-in' was conducted, 5.2 kilos.... Going to need to cut back on the whiskas. IMO. Thank you. Fatty Furry Tights imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Mine is over a stone but the c**t is solid muscle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fatty Furry Tights imo Shut it, or I'll send him round. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Aye, he's a big lad. I always forget how big he is until visitors see him for the first time and say, "Fucking hell, look at the size of that cat!"This is good groundwork laying for when he drops you at the gym. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 52 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Aye, he's a big lad. I always forget how big he is until visitors see him for the first time and say, "Fucking hell, look at the size of that cat!" This is good groundwork laying for when he drops you at the gym. No shame in that, he's about the size of a fully grown leopard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 The new shop assistant is bloody useless. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 New chin rest for looking out the window. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 (edited) After taking about a year and a half to get over the passing of our last cat Chester, we took the plunge over the weekend. Brother and sister. Edited October 26, 2020 by Alert Mongoose 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 We had a brother and sister from when they were kittens. They divided the house down the middle territory wise- brother had the front of the house, sister the back. They only really came together when baking in front of the fire. Sister did miss her brother when he passed away though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 On a conference call for work im getting the evil eyes for disturbing his kip 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 The big guy sitting as close to my face as is humanly (felinely) possible. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 This never ending tunnel of a cat flap has been put in for the boy due to some new glass doors arriving which made the previous one redundant. He's now having a vigil outside said glass doors in the pissing rain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 22 minutes ago, pub car king said: This never ending tunnel of a cat flap has been put in for the boy due to some new glass doors arriving which made the previous one redundant. He's now having a vigil outside said glass doors in the pissing rain That's what I need, got glass doors as well, probably spend hundreds on it, and he wouldn't use it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 15 years old next month, these two. They've never changed, still act like kittens. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 24 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: 15 years old next month, these two. They've never changed, still act like kittens. The one on the left is very similar to ours who is now 10 months. Have you had yours since kittens? Our Coco was light grey and cream as a kitten but has turned black & ginger over the months. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: The one on the left is very similar to ours who is now 10 months. Have you had yours since kittens? Our Coco was light grey and cream as a kitten but has turned black & ginger over the months. Aye. My parents got them for me, they were about 4 months old. They've stayed with my parents as I've moved about. The one on the left is tiny but fierce. Still brings home decapitated mice and birds. She's very loving and puts up with all manner of shite from my 2 children. The one on the right is a shitebag and wouldn't survive without humans despite hating them. Hates any sort of affection. So different for being sisters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 14 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Aye. My parents got them for me, they were about 4 months old. They've stayed with my parents as I've moved about. The one on the left is tiny but fierce. Still brings home decapitated mice and birds. She's very loving and puts up with all manner of shite from my 2 children. The one on the right is a shitebag and wouldn't survive without humans despite hating them. Hates any sort of affection. So different for being sisters. Aye that first one sounds like ours too, very affectionate with us but turns into a killing machine when she goes outside. We've had about 5 birds brought in over the past week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. And the concept of gravity which allowed his cat to make itself incredibly heavy and unshiftable on his bed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: That's what I need, got glass doors as well, probably spend hundreds on it, and he wouldn't use it. We're having a shit tonne of work done on the house at the minute. Essentily its a normal cat flap with 5 tunnel extensions, grand cost of about £35. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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