Bairnardo Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Disaster. The bold boy has blotted his copy book by executing a Robin. Will be disciplined accordingly. Of course, discipline will be ignored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 One of the girls just walked in and her back end is absolutely plastered with dung. I'm hoping that, if I ignore it long enough, God will decide to reveal Himself by washing it off for me. The alternative is too much to bear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 We are in the midst of an extension out the back and the inside of the house is getting ripped apart and rebuilt just for good measure. My boy is not happy despite the builders putting a cat flap in the temporary shuttering he has fucked off to the neighbours house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 On 28/09/2020 at 20:54, BigFatTabbyDave said: One of the girls just walked in and her back end is absolutely plastered with dung. I'm hoping that, if I ignore it long enough, God will decide to reveal Himself by washing it off for me. The alternative is too much to bear. Very good Dave but what about the cats? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 The boys pretending to themselves that they are eyeing up some prey except when the duck jumped out it just stood it's ground when Elvis (the white one) made it's move. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: The boys pretending to themselves that they are eyeing up some prey except when the duck jumped out it just stood it's ground when Elvis (the white one) made it's move. This is like mine and his perpetual need to noise up the Magpies before utterly shiting it when they face him up. That said, he has been nailing birds despite the handicap of a fairly loud bell, so fair play there. (Its songbirds though, the little b*****d) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Which one bloody did it this time... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 What's the P&B consensus on dealing with fleas? This wee ginger p***k appears to be carrying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 34 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: What's the P&B consensus on dealing with fleas? This wee ginger p***k appears to be carrying. I think you should be able to jump on his back with a needle and spear them to death.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Got this wee girl over the summer. I am just looking to get some pet insurance and it is asking what breed she is. I have absolutely no idea. Is there an easy option to select or would I be best getting in touch with the vet? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 (edited) 20 minutes ago, PB1994 said: Got this wee girl over the summer. I am just looking to get some pet insurance and it is asking what breed she is. I have absolutely no idea. Is there an easy option to select or would I be best getting in touch with the vet? Domestic short-hair. Edited October 21, 2020 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Domestic short-hair? I had a look through the list and that was the one that I thought it was most likely to be! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Mine is classed as a moggy on his private health insurance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 If I fits I sits volume 357. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 The radiator is on which means the hammock is being slept in. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 It's an old plasma telly and gives off a lot of heat but lying on the sound bar must be uncomfortable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Just back from the vet where a 'weigh-in' was conducted, 5.2 kilos.... Going to need to cut back on the whiskas. IMO. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Just back from the vet where a 'weigh-in' was conducted, 5.2 kilos.... Going to need to cut back on the whiskas. IMO. Thank you. We weighed our two greedy b*****ds last week by me passing them to the wife as she stood on the scales - the biggest one is just over 6kg, almost a stone. He's coming with me to the gym from now on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: We weighed our two greedy b*****ds last week by me passing them to the wife as she stood on the scales - the biggest one is just over 6kg, almost a stone. He's coming with me to the gym from now on. Depends on the size of the cat, he's quite small, so he's overweight, the big fucker next door though is well over 6k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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