Shandon Par Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, alexcool said: Hey, man. I think, that you should make something peasant, like kisses on the neck, gentle touching, if you really want to view it. Moreover, what for do you want to see it? If you want to make her cry because of orgasm, then you at least should know how to eat pussy very professionally. If you think, that you know everything in this area, then you wrong, because it's the proved fact, that about 70% of women fake an orgasm, because they don't want to hurt the partner. Begin learning or live with this fact, man) You'll get your LEDs punched out at 12 Ruel Street if you go around calling folk on here peasants m8. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, alexcool said: Hey, man. I think, that you should make something peasant, like kisses on the neck, gentle touching, if you really want to view it. Moreover, what for do you want to see it? If you want to make her cry because of orgasm, then you at least should know how to eat pussy very professionally. If you think, that you know everything in this area, then you wrong, because it's the proved fact, that about 70% of women fake an orgasm, because they don't want to hurt the partner. Begin learning or live with this fact, man) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, alexcool said: Hey, man. I think, that you should make something peasant, like kisses on the neck, gentle touching, if you really want to view it. Moreover, what for do you want to see it? If you want to make her cry because of orgasm, then you at least should know how to eat pussy very professionally. If you think, that you know everything in this area, then you wrong, because it's the proved fact, that about 70% of women fake an orgasm, because they don't want to hurt the partner. Begin learning or live with this fact, man) I'll just live with the fact. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Eats vegetables, not pussy ^^. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Women's orgasms?!? Never heard the like, what would be the point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 5 hours ago, alexcool said: Hey, man. I think, that you should make something peasant, like kisses on the neck, gentle touching, if you really want to view it. Moreover, what for do you want to see it? If you want to make her cry because of orgasm, then you at least should know how to eat pussy very professionally. If you think, that you know everything in this area, then you wrong, because it's the proved fact, that about 70% of women fake an orgasm, because they don't want to hurt the partner. Begin learning or live with this fact, man) Absolute word salad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Hasn’t tried to shag it. Yet. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 10 hours ago, alexcool said: Begin @The_Kincardine alias found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Wally, King of the printer 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 This is our house cat, lovely wee thing who becomes a catty wee bitch at feeding time [emoji23]And this is our wee playful outdoor cat. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 So, remind me again why I had to put up with your pish during the transfer window. One word answers would suffice. Sorry would be appropriate. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 Mrs Par getting trolled by Muffy.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs Par getting trolled by Muffy.. FFS Feed your Mrs, she hasn't eaten and is away to chew cables! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs Par getting trolled by Muffy.. If the moose realises there's a cat in the house (which includes lazy sod cats let alone a ninja warrior like muffy) it'll soon phuq off. Edited February 4, 2020 by tamthebam Bloody predictive text 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: If the moose realises there's a cat in the house (which includes lazy sod cats let alone a ninja warrior like muffy) it'll soon phuq off. Situation resolved.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Situation resolved.. Nice to see a happy ending. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 New addition to the family picked up this morning. 8 weeks old, no name yet. RIP soft furnishings. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Zetterlund said: New addition to the family picked up this morning. 8 weeks old, no name yet. RIP soft furnishings. Yep, that top quality leather sofa is about to get destroyed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 Sore ear incoming.. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Sore ear incoming.. Ears right back aswell. Hes not playing games there. Seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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