The_Kincardine Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 21 hours ago, hikemountain said: Seeing this title, I misunderstood······ I think that was the joke... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 I think that was the joke...Replying to a bot [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 14 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Twat. Fine form southpaw action from the moggy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Fine form southpaw action from the moggy. The cat is just trying to ensure it doesn’t have to look at the rug 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: The cat is just trying to ensure it doesn’t have to look at the rug And the fattest big toe ever seen on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: And the fattest big toe ever seen on P&B. Youre in no position to pass comment on toes tbh. Thats a child's big toe. In fact it was the child that was called fatty tights some years back. Now i see where they were coming from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 18 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Twat. Glad to see your emigration to Persia went through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Glad to see your emigration to Persia went through. Next stop, Australia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Next stop, Australia. Sorry m8, we're full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Sorry m8, we're full. By full, you mean currently being razed to the ground in an apocalyptic inferno? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: By full, you mean currently being razed to the ground in an apocalyptic inferno? Indeed. Plenty spider free real estate available in the coming months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Indeed. Plenty spider free real estate available in the coming months.The spiders will survive, they will be hungry, and their usual prey will have perished [emoji848] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: The spiders will survive, they will be hungry, and their usual prey will have perished I’m taking KnightswoodBear with me as bait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 I quite like the rug.* *the carpet, not the hairpiece. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 16 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Youre in no position to pass comment on toes tbh. Thats a child's big toe. In fact it was the child that was called fatty tights some years back. Now i see where they were coming from. Poor kid has inherited my her old man's feet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 It's a hard life 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Muffy spies a lesser being.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Beastly is auditioning for a job as a Meerkat 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, alexcool said: Hey, man. I think, that you should make something peasant, like kisses on the neck, gentle touching, if you really want to view it. Moreover, what for do you want to see it? If you want to make her cry because of orgasm, then you at least should know how to eat pussy very professionally. If you think, that you know everything in this area, then you wrong, because it's the proved fact, that about 70% of women fake an orgasm, because they don't want to hurt the partner. Begin learning or live with this fact, man) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, alexcool said: Hey, man. I think, that you should make something peasant, like kisses on the neck, gentle touching, if you really want to view it. Moreover, what for do you want to see it? If you want to make her cry because of orgasm, then you at least should know how to eat pussy very professionally. If you think, that you know everything in this area, then you wrong, because it's the proved fact, that about 70% of women fake an orgasm, because they don't want to hurt the partner. Begin learning or live with this fact, man) Brilliant. @Shandon Par I know you like a bot. This one is the best I have seen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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