tamthebam Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 a poem taught to me by me ma when I was a nipper: Cats sleep, anywhere, Any table, any chair Top of piano, window-ledge, In the middle, on the edge, Open drawer, empty shoe, Anybody's lap will do, Fitted in a cardboard box, In the cupboard, with your frocks- Anywhere! They don't care! Cats sleep anywhere. Eleanor Farjeon and that's yer kulture for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 They also knock over and destroy everything. I'm throwing my two in the Rhein right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Heres my stupid sister’s pussy. She calls it Dylan. It’s extremely hairy and has impressive whiskers. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 floozie: fucking hard life, isn’t it... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 On 13/10/2018 at 15:24, tamthebam said: a poem taught to me by me ma when I was a nipper: Cats sleep, anywhere, Any table, any chair Top of piano, window-ledge, In the middle, on the edge, Open drawer, empty shoe, Anybody's lap will do, Fitted in a cardboard box, In the cupboard, with your frocks- Anywhere! They don't care! Cats sleep anywhere. Eleanor Farjeon and that's yer kulture for the day. Cat!Atter her, atter her, Sleeky flatterer, Spitfire chatterer, Scatter her, scatter her Wuff! Wuff! Treat her rough! Git her, git her, Whiskery spitter! Catch her, catch her, Green-eyed scratcher! Slathery Slithery Hisser, Don't miss her! Run till you're dithery, Hithery Thithery Pfitts! pfitts! How she spits! Spitch! Spatch! Can't she scratch! Scritching the bark Of the sycamore-tree, She's reached her ark And's hissing at me Pfitts!Pfitts! Wuff! Wuff! Scat, Cat! That's That! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Creative presentation by Muffy: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Creative presentation by Muffy: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 I'll never tire of hanging out with my main man Monty although i reckon he's tired of me sticking a camera in his face, probably why he wakes me at 5am everyday 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Fast asleep 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 On 20/10/2018 at 12:07, stevieKTID said: I'll never tire of hanging out with my main man Monty although i reckon he's tired of me sticking a camera in his face, probably why he wakes me at 5am everyday Nice drinks globe, m9. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Stole it from Henderson's the bakers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Nice drinks globe, m9.Thanks "m8" [emoji6] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBloyal86 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Wee Aloy [emoji4] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bud1876 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Thanks "m8" [emoji6] Very similar to my wee man Charlie. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Woody point blank refusing to move earlier. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 I was going to disparage her, but this last page made me feel all warm. Luv my cat, m8s 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Muffy is hard as nails, honest... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Pixie's not liking the noise that the fireworks are making. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Was out earlier and as I was jumping in the motor a big b*****d firework went off and I near soiled myself. Must be terrifying for animals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Was out earlier and as I was jumping in the motor a big b*****d firework went off and I near soiled myself. Must be terrifying for animals Aye, there's been a couple of the big concussion-bomb types near here that have made me look up. Strangely, the cats are like: Edited November 5, 2018 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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