The_Kincardine Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I'm sure I'm not alone in not wanting to get murdered in Scandinavia, if I'm going to be murdered anywhere. You don't just get shot or stabbed, you're dismembered and / or skinned whilst still alive. For a purportedly peaceful country The Swedes certainly do gruesome crime drama. The latest offering on iPlayer is the Arne Dhal series: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b052zgjp/episodes/player 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) "Gabby Logan is as fine a MILF as you'll find" Anytime I've said this I've been laughed at and I honestly have no idea why. Edited October 28, 2015 by kerrdavidson95 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Anytime I've said this I've been laughed at and I honestly have no idea why. Big hands, apparently. I don't like her nose, personally. I'm sure that confession will keep her up nights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 That sex change isn't going to pay for itself. That comment is going to put me right off my stroke tonight. How could you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Why is there a commentator on 'The Edge'? The shows bad enough without him butting in for no reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Been enjoying the new series of The Muppets on Sky One. Good joke in episode 2 involving Miss Piggy getting a hot stone massage and Swedish Chef's eyes lighting up at the smell of cooking bacon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Perseverance. THINK YOU'VE GOT THE DEAF AUDIO ON, MAYTE. Has the guy who does the commentary for the indoor carpet bowling got a new job? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 You've Been Framed. Please get this utter garbage off our TVs once and for all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 You've Been Framed. Please get this utter garbage off our TVs once and for all. Didn't even realise this was still on. Is that Lisa Riley still doing the gig? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Caught a whole 2 minutes of Citizen Khan while waiting for HIGNFY. Utterly awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Didn't even realise this was still on. Is that Lisa Riley still doing the gig? She's got a gig on the new Top Gear, she'll be doing the doughnuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 She's got a gig on the new Top Gear, she'll be doing the doughnuts. No way to refer to Chris Evans IMO. Actually, you're right. As you were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 She's got a gig on the new Top Gear, she'll be doing the doughnuts. She's fucked if they do a challenge abroad though, incapable of getting a visa. She got caught wi 400lbs of crack in the back of her breeks, at Heathrow last year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Caught a whole 2 minutes of Citizen Khan while waiting for HIGNFY. Utterly awful. Third fucking series as well.How do they get away with it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Third fucking series as well. How do they get away with it? Apparently it's the 4th series. I was looking at 'things to download from iPlayer' and saw this pash: I don't have to watch it to know that the spirit of "Love They Neighbour" and "On the Buses" is alive and kicking. Patronising bollocks from The Beeb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Apparently it's the 4th series. I was looking at 'things to download from iPlayer' and saw this pash: khan.JPG I don't have to watch it to know that the spirit of "Love They Neighbour" and "On the Buses" is alive and kicking. Patronising bollocks from The Beeb. Is it the same fella that played Alf Garnett but blacked up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Didn't even realise this was still on. Is that Lisa Riley still doing the gig? Harry Hill narrates it. The format of the show is good. I wish more programmes were like that, especially Match Of The Day. My thing for today is horror films, or more specifically, when people in horror films reach for a door handle/cupboard door/bed sheet etc. extremely slowly. Who does that?! I've never once reached for a door at an alarmingly slow speed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Sportscene should get Harry Hill on board. It's comical enough tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Sportscene should get Harry Hill on board. Harry Hill...we pay a zillion quid for this p***k to become a doctor and he ends up getting us to laugh at dancing dads falling over at weddings and toddlers banging their faces on glass doors or falling off shelves whilst their brain dead parents film it rather than stop them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 My thing for today is horror films, or more specifically, when people in horror films reach for a door handle/cupboard door/bed sheet etc. extremely slowly. Who does that?! I've never once reached for a door at an alarmingly slow speed And they go into houses and don't put the light on straight away. Who does that? FFS...there's evil and bad guys in the darkness! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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